Coach Poseidon

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Poseidon: YOU CALL THAT A BACKSTROKE, MARVIN?! I CAN SWIM FASTER WITH MY ARMS AND LEGS CUT OFF, BLINDFOLDED, WITH KRONOS TRYIN TO KILL ME.

Percy: Dad, he's eight.

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