Do You Wanna Build a Dragon?

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Leo: Jason?

Leo: Do you wanna build a dragon?

Leo: Come on, lets go and fight!

Leo: I barely see you anymore,

Leo: come out the camp,

Leo: it's like you lost your mind!

Leo: We used to be best buddies,

Leo: but I kinda died,

Leo: but now I'm alive, so hey—

Jason: NO I DON'T WANT TO BUILD A F***ING (FLYING) DRAGON. YOU WERE DEAD FOR WEEKS AND NOW YOU WANT ME TO BECOME AND ENGINEER. HOW IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME FEEL? AND WHO'S THAT HOT BLONDE BEHIND YOU AND WHAT THE FRICK FRACK DIDLY DACK HAPPENED?!

Leo:

Leo:

Leo:

Leo: It doesn't have to be a dragon.

(A/N: Because after the last one, this needs to be happy 😊

Day 24: Most disappointing omission from the movie THE TOILET SCENE!!!)

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