Hard Decisions

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Me: Hey! You're Rick Riordan!

Rick: Yep! Would you like me to sign your book?

Me:

Rick:

Me:

Rick:

Me:

Rick: . . . What are you doing?

Me: I can't decide if I should hug you or slap you.

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(Have I done this already? I have so many jokes now, that they pile all together.)

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