Oneshots

Robert Downey Jr: Womanizer Gone Good

“AMANDA!” Guy Ritchie called halfway across the set I bustled over to him. “Yeah?” I asked as I arrived up to him, he grinned “Chris needs some help in the make-up trailer all the girls called in sick or something, so I’m sending you on it” I smiled and nodded “okay but I’m your personal assistant not your lackey” he fake glared and said in his thick English voice “you better watch out, remember who your working for!” we both laughed, but accepted the job and stalked off.

Hello! My name is Amanda, and I am Guy Ritchie’s personal assistant we are currently working on the Sherlock Holmes movie. I have actually become really close with Jude Law and Robert Downey Jr, themselves! But I have recently grown more feelings for Rob… but I don’t think I’ll tell him. We have a professional relationship, that’s it… well I least I can hope.

I walked into the makeup trailer. “Amanda! Darling!” Chris called walking over to me as we both air kissed each other’s cheeks. “Hey Chris” I grinned, Chris was the only male makeup artist, he was wearing a pink sparkly v-neck, with light blue skinny jeans with black boots. Yeah you probably guessed it, he’s gay but who cares he does makeup better then anybody else I know! “So whatcha need?” I asked, “Well I need you to apply this lipstick on yourself” he said handing me a scarlet/red lipstick; I looked at it then back at him. “On myself?” I asked, he nodded then turned back and did the makeup of whoever it was. I leaned forward into the mirror so I could focus on myself.

“Okay… now?” I asked really confused, Chris stepped away from whom he was working on, “well Mr. Downey is going in for a photo shoot as Sherlock Holmes. And as you know Sherlock is somewhat of a womanizer, so we need multiple kiss prints upon his face” he smirked, my heart dropped and my pulsed quickened. I felt myself blush as Robert himself turned around in the chair smirking a very sexual one he winked at me. “I’d rather have a gorgeous women kiss me then Chris over here” he said in his Sherlock Holmes voice, I could’ve melted. “Are you sure?” I asked looking at Chris he nodded still smirking.

I sighed; Rob patted his legs, which formed butterflies in my stomach. I tried my best to sit on his legs without my pencil skirt rising but it was no use. With the outfit I was wearing I was bound to show cleavage or some ass, because I was basically dressed as a naughty (sexy) schoolgirl today only because Guy INSISTED I would. Now I see why he did so.

I ended up mounting Rob, and I could feel him smirk I placed my hands on either side of him and was leaning forward slightly, so that if you looked down you could see almost all my cleavage and I felt his hot breath on it. Chris stood behind us STILL smirking, “okay I’ll point you to the spots” he instructed I nodded. He pointed to Rob’s forehead, I leaned forward hesitant and the kissed his head longer then a few minutes “okay that’s good, next” I felt Robert place his hands on my hips.

Now Chris pointed to his high cheekbone and I kissed there, I felt him tense up a little like he almost as nervous as I felt. Chris smirked when I pulled away, “here reapply” he handed me the lipstick as I did as I said, I glanced at Rob and his eyes were shut tightly, I handed the lipstick back to Chris as he instructed me to kiss both cheeks I did as I was told, seeing as this is getting easier if I don’t think about it, Rob was getting even more tense he was grabbing my hips tightly. Chris pointed to the other places on his face I had to kiss before we moved onto his neck.

I had to slide down slightly and my outfit made it very sexual, Rob had to clutch onto the side of the chairs, he was biting his lip his eyes shut. I had to plant a couple of kisses along his jaw line, which made his practically rip apart the armrest. When I started to kiss down his neck (I had to do this) he titled his head back and I was pretty sure he was getting insanely hard. And lastly I had to plant one kiss on his collarbone and one on his shirt collar. I had to admit I felt accomplished staining the white cloth with that lipstick.

I pulled away from Robert and his face was scrunched up, but I couldn’t tell what it was. He mumbled something like “don’t stop” but I wasn’t sure, Chris was stifling back laughter but left the room to get the rest of the makeup. I was about to get up but Rob grabbed my wrist and pulled me back down. I fell back on top of him, “what?” I hissed, he opened his looked into mine, “do it again?” he said quietly, “do what again?” “Kiss me like that again” “Sorry can’t, I’ll smudge your makeup” I smirked, he smirked back, then he flipped me over in the chair so that he was on top of me, he had me pinned down to the chair. He leaned down and whispered against my lips “you know… that really, really turned me on” and he was about to kiss me when Chris walked back in.

“Whoa its hot in here!” he stated then he saw our position, and smirked deviously “and what are you two doing?” we both flushed with color “I-I was going to do her makeup” Robert said avoiding my gaze as he got off me, and was walking out, he stole one last back glance at me before walking out. The Chris squealed, “I knew it!” he said sounding like a fan oh his, “kn-knew what?” I stuttered sitting up, flustered. “Oh nothing” he teased as he winked at me and went to go have lunch.

I was still flustered but I straightened out my outfit and walked out meeting up with Guy. I hadn’t seen Rob for the rest of the day, which was fine with me because I was still embarrassed, Jude had heard what happened from Chris and wouldn’t let it go. “Oh shut up!” I exclaimed at Jude, while we walked to his trailer (which was right next to Rob’s), “no! I’m telling yah, he obviously enjoyed them if he wanted you to kiss him again. And even Chris saw the pleasure Rob was going through when you kissed him” I rolled my eyes, even though I felt it was right I didn’t want to agree with him, “I’m sure he’s used to it, he probably gets some everyday” I muttered, Jude shook his head “your different, he doesn’t want to hump and dump you. He wants you,” he said as he walked into his trailer leaving me outside.

I waited for him for a few minutes (he was getting changed into regular and we were gonna go party or something) but then Robert walked out of his trailer, he caught site of me and made a B line for me, making my heartbeat fast as he got closer. He grabbed my hand and kissed “good even, love” he whispered against my hand as our eyes locked. “Good evening” I said casually, he entwined our hands together and stepped closer to me, “take a walk with me?” he asked using his puppy dog eyes, everything about hanging out with Jude went out of my mind, “sure” I shrugged, trying to act normal when really I was freaking out.

He kept a firm hold on my hand, and we ended walking around the set. We had come to a stop at the front steps of his flat 221 Baker. He turned to me and looked me in the eyes, “Amanda… what happened today in the makeup trailer…” he began I felt myself tense up slightly, “you probably already heard from Jude but… those kisses felt really good. And I never felt like that with anybody else” the last part surprised me; I gave him a skeptical look he chuckled which almost made me swoon.

“I know what your thinking, but not like that… I mean I have always really liked you… but today I can honestly say… I have fallen, in love with you” he spoke quietly; I felt my heart jump in my throat. I swallowed some spite to push it back down, “really?” I asked in disbelief, he nodded then grabbed my face with both hands and kissed me. And I know this sounds really cliché but it felt so right. He pulled away and put his forehead on mine, “I never felt this with anybody else” he whispered both our eyes closed. “I’ve fallen for you too” I told him, we both opened our eyes slowly and he was beaming then he kissed me again.

“I love you… I can never get tired of saying, I just wanna say it forever”