Oneshots

Daniel Tosh: Professional Love

“Daniel!” I yelled running around the set trying to find the host of the famous show Tosh.O. He was always late or hiding when it came to the day we had to shoot the show, and being his Manager can become pretty stressful. “Amanda do you know where Daniel is?”The director asked me, I sighed and put my hands on my hips “no I don’t” he sighed to “well find him quick or else we’re going to have to cancel this week’s episode” he said sternly, I nodded my head.

I decided to check his dressing room again. I knocked on the door as I opened it to see him with his head in his hands. “Daniel…” I trailed off walking in, “are you alright?” I asked, he sniffled and scratched his nose “no…” he said his voice hoarse. I sat down next to him on the couch and rubbed his back for comfort. “What happened?” I asked trying to make small talk, “I just found out my girlfriend has been cheating on me for the past 3 months…” he mumbled, I glared at nothing. I knew that whore was going to do that to him! “I’m sorry, and I’d hate to say it but… I told you so” he snickered “you’re right. You’re always right I just never listen” he grinned as he looked at me; I gave him a weak smile.

“Do you think you’ll be strong enough to do the show” “oh fuck yes! That is practically my pick-me-up… although…” “Although… what?” I asked, he smirked “I’d love if you went out to dinner with me tonight” I smirked at him “Tosh… I hope you’re not trying to get into my pants again” he smirked again “I kind of gave up on that awhile ago, unless you wanna” he winked getting closer to me, “no not now. I also better not be a rebound” “don’t worry you’re not! I was going to break up with her anyway!” he smiled, I gave him a disapproving look“I hope you’re not suppressing you’re feelings…” I said as I put my hand on his cheek. “I’m not,” he said quietly as he leaned in slowly. Then the door burst open “Tosh you got to be on the set in 5” a teleprompter person said. Daniel gave him a thumbs up as the dude closed the door and left, then he put his hand on my thigh and put his other one behind me to prop himself up. Then he kissed me tenderly, I sat there for a minute or two before the makeup artist burst in as well and took him away to get him ready. He had a goofy grin on his face as he was dragged away.

As Tosh did the show, I was having a mini panic attack. I can’t believe he kissed me we can’t be together! He’s my client and I’m his manager! It’s not meant to be, and he’s also known to just do one-night stands… I mean I do have some feelings for him but I shouldn’t let them progress anymore we have a professional relationship… sort of. I mean we do hang out on occasions but that’s not the point! I leaned against the wall and closed my eyes to try and calm myself, not paying attention to my surroundings.

“Amanda?” a familiar voice says; I open my eyes to come face to face with Tosh. I smile at him and he returns the smile “ready to go?” “Oh yeah sure, taping went by fast today” I said as we started to walk to his car. “Time flies when you’re having fun” he remarked as he held open the door to his car for me; I smiled at him “thanks” I said. Then he walked to his side and sat down and we drove off.

We ended up at Olive Garden our car ride here a fairly funny one, he always got me to laugh or smile. He held my seat open for me once I sat down at the table “thank you again” “you’re very welcome” he said grabbing my hand and kissing it. “You’re being rather kind and gentleman like tonight, what’s the deal?” “Can’t I be nice?” he said innocently, I giggled “no, that’s not how Daniel Tosh rolls” “ha, ha you know me well…” I gave him a look to tell me what’s up, he sighed. “I just want to impress you, okay?”He said, I smiled “that’s cute Daniel, but you don’t have to for me. I like you just the way you are” he started to beam as the Waiter came over to take our order.

He ended up driving me home, we had a lovely night full of laughter and some confessions about how Daniel has always had a crush on me for awhile, and that he only dated some of the girl to get me and jealous. Another one was how I have had a tiny crush on him as well. There was a lot more but we’ll save those for another time.

“I still think you’re jealous of Dane Cook because he’s more popular than you” I said as he walked me to my door holding hands, “I am not! He’s just unfunny and I hate how he’s big for doing the stupidest things” “that’s jealousy, dear” “no it’s not!” he laughed as we faced each other on my porch. “Well I’ve liked Dane Cook longer then I’ve known you. Besides he’s cute” I winked at him, Daniel pouted, crossed his arms and looked away from me. “Fine I see how it is” as he started to walk away, I rolled my eyes playfully and walked after him.

“I was kidding Daniel! It’s called a joke, I thought you’d know what that was since you’re job is to make them!” I giggled, he turned back to me and smiled “I know, I just wanted to see if you’d come after me” he started to smirk, “oh well then” I said sarcastically as I started to walk towards my door.

Then he turned me to face him and pinned me to my door, “what are you doing?” I asked biting my lip and looking into his eyes, “finishing what I started earlier today” he whispered as he leaned in and kissed me again with passion, I kissed back and wrapped my arms around his neck while he did the same but wrapped them around my waist. He started to kiss down my neck as his hands roamed around my legs, my fingers were lost his hair as I played with it, and then he teasingly kissed up my neck to my jaw line and avoided my lips. “Just kiss me already” I whispered, I felt him smirk. “If you say so,” he said as we started to make-out.

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“And cut! Great job everybody!” the director yelled after we finished the first episode of Season 2. I was writing some stuff done and signing papers or the Producers when Daniel come sup behind me and wraps his arms around my waist. I smile as I write down a few more things as he kissed my neck, I hand the papers over to the jockeys. “Hey sexy girlfriend” he said as he continued to kiss my neck. I giggled, “stop it Tosh” “nah” he said simply as he picked me up bridal style and walked over to his dressing room. He kissed me he entire way there.

When we got into his dressing room, he threw me on his couch, closed and locked the door then turned to me and growled sexually then jumped on top of me causing me to giggle then we made out. I already ripped his shirt and “casual jacket” off, now he was working on me. Then he pulled away before going on. “Before we continue…” he began trying to not rip my shirt off at the moment. “I just wanted to say that… I love you” “you love me?” I asked grinning widely, “so much” “well… I love you too” he started beaming again then he kissed me again as we finished what we started. Well… more like what Daniel started.