~How Is My Life~

INTRODUCTION

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-Alyssa (Main character)

Alyssa is an 18 year old girl who is friendly (Except for who is mean to her), happy, likes to eat food that was cooked by her mother and plays with her cat (The cat part comes out in Chapter 14.)

-Samantha

Samantha is Alyssa's sister (But their names doesn't rhyme...), 12 years younger than Alyssa, likes to eat chocolate, and can be very annoying. If she was in real life, you would want to kill her at midnight. She also LIKES TO FLIRT in front of her mirror because she thinks she is the most prettiest girl in the whole world and every boy likes her. That's why she likes flirting (and also like practising to talk low and sexy to boys) in front of the mirror. She might as well be VERY clumsy...

-Linda

Linda is Alyssa and Samantha's mother. She is aged 43 and when Alyssa is late for school, she STILL doesn't care. She'd only care about her beauty, fashion and looks. Linda can cook very well and a very happy woman to have children.

-James

James is Linda's husband and Samantha and Alyssa's father. I have nothing to say about this man.

-Josh

Josh is a friendly guy and is in the same school (And same class too!) as Alyssa. Alyssa thinks that he is super hot and cute.

-Kristie

Kristie is a girl and also the same class and school as Josh and Alyssa. She is very kind and helpful but very lazy to do her homework.

-Karine

Karine, a girl who loves to talk about boys, fashion and beauty still takes pride in her work. But sometimes when you ask her about six questions while she's doing her work or homework, she'll get really stressed out and boil like hot chicken soup (WEIRD).

-Violet

She's allergic to chocolate and she's not a dog or a cat! She'll have rashes on her body if she eats chocolate!

-Fred

A nerdy (BUT SMART!) guy who can be a little bit mental and picks his nose and sometimes fart in class. He can also sometimes poop or pee in his pants!!! DISGUSTING BOY!!!

-Katrina

This bitch is very mean and does stuff on purpose. FOR EXAMPLE: Katrina was walking into the cafeteria. After she got her food, she would want to spill it on somebody on purpose. She's the school QUEENBEE and wants to take over the school some day.

-Cody

Katrina's boyfriend. He sometimes be like an idiot that doesn't know anything like when Katrina says,"Cody! Why didn't you call me yesterday?!" He would say,"Umm, yesterday? Oh sorry! I wasn't at home! I was at the cinema watching Captain America..." Yeah, that's right, bitch.

-Drake

He's a mega-hot senior guy in the school. And everyone's heart has fallen on him. EXCEPT ME. Why? I don't know! Maybe he wasn't that perfect like Josh. Drake can come out in any chapter!!!

-Kevin

He can be hot to you, but not me. He's just an ordinary bitchy senior guy who flirts (LIKE SAMANTHA!) with some weirdo fucking girls who he even doesn't know. He also talks to himself. He can come out in any chapter!!!