guys im alive omg
im really sorry for being so inactive lately, school's been up my ass and it's just not pretty
ps i promise to update the books as soon as possible i sWEAR ON MY LIFE AND MY IMAGINARY CAT'S LIFE
but holo everyone how you're doing, what are you for halloween this year, im gonna be a skeleton bc im fucking classy
also bc the nightmare before christmas is lit
also bc spoOKY SCARY SKELETONS AND SHIVERS DOWN YOUR SPINE
anywhore, i welcome you readers of all genders ( apparently 63 now sweet baby jesus ) to my teacher burn book part 3 !¡ *jazz hands and airhorns*
on this very episode of penny's teacher burn book we'll be roasting my dear and beloved, brand new computers teacher !¡ fucking set me on fire !¡
so first of all he looks like a pedo
and that's not even a joke he ACTUALLY looks like a pedophile which is incredibly freaky
also, he looks as if one of my uncles and a rat had a baby, again im not even joking here
he is a bestiality product dear god
and he wears this bright orange coat all the time, that has a big ass "NAUTICA" printed at the bottom and as if his love for wanting to sail tf away from here, the words had to be printed in this fucking reflective material that is sO FUCKING BRIGHT OKAY WE GET IT WE WANT YOU TO SAIL AWAY TOO YOU ASS
and he has this v v v deep voice, sometimes i can't even understand him
+1 pedo point
for every pedo point take a shot wink wink
he wears the SAME. PAIR. OF. JEANS. EVERYDAY. TOO. which would be totally fine bc lowkey i do that too bUT there are fucking BLEACH STAINS NEAR THE CROTCH AREA.
i swear there might be holes too it's fucking disgusting
+1 pedo point
and don't even try to do something else in his class rather than fucking stare at him because ooooh he'll get piiiiiissed
all attention must be on him guys, he is obviously the star of this show
i fucking swear, i was quietly writing in my notebook without bothering anyone and he was like "op what do we have here, homework homework? no homework in my fucking class"
and then we had this other student that literally was looking down at her book while he was talking and he was like "op why are you looking at the book, i didn't tell you to" oh im sorry hITLER i didn't know i had to have PERMISSION to LOOK at my own dam BOOK
im not even exaggerating those are true facts and im not even done yet
so one of my friends is in a different class than me and they have him too and hE FUCKING TOOK HIS SHIRT OFF IN CLASS BC HE SAID HE WAS TOO HOT AND HE WAS LEFT IN THIS WHITE TANK AND IT WAS SO GREASY AND DISGUSTING IM CRINGING WHILE THINKING OF IT
+34 FUCKING PEDO POINTS I CANT EVEN BEGIN TO EXPLAIN HOW PEDOPHILIC AND GREASY THAT IS
oooooh and last week the class was so fucking done with him, we ALL skipped the class and he had the principle give us a punishment
which doesn't happen usually and that's why i was angry
but i think it was the fact that it was because of him we got punished that made me so angry
but anyway
we had to pick up garbage from the school's yard and don't even get me started okay i am a fucKING LADY and those PLEBEIANS, those fucking LOWBORNS were laughing at my dISGUST at the school's poor lack of hygiene.
and the worst part
HE WAS THERE.
WATCHING US.
AND FUCKING LOOKING SO FUCKING AMUSED.
IM SO HAPPY MY DISGUST ENTERTAINS YOU, YOU PEDOPHILIC BAG OF DICKS.
i think that much explains his place in the burn book
all the anger is out there phew
'till next time
penny out *snaps fingers in z formation*
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