HELLO AGAIN

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HELLO FRIENDS AND FAMILY ITS YOUR FAVORITE TRAINWRECK

no one saw this return coming or did they oooooo

no yeah you probably didn't, i've been teasing about updating this book for ages now, bUT IT WAS ABOUT TIME 


im really curious to see if this will get any views at all dvjshr to be fair i did see some people who wanted me to update this, this one for you guys <3

everytime i log in im honestly so surprised to see people still interacting in my profile, im honestly so ? humbled that people still check what this dead account has from time to time 

honestly thank you all so much, even if you're just watching this or commenting or whatever, this account has been the highlight of my teenage years, i met so much people through this account and this all sounds like im some hot shot celebrity thanking my fans or sumn but i swear this all comes from a genuine place of appreciation, thank you so much for just being here


it's amazing that the only thing i ever do when i log in these days is to just update my age in my bio just to remind you all that yes i am indeed a grandma and some of you are too </3 it's okay our nursing home will probably be rad as hell


i have so many things to say ooooof, it's definitely been a hot minute. if people like this again i might update more who knows ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) wattpad has definitely changed a lot since the last time i actually used it

as i mentioned i AM a grandma and at some point i grew out of not only 5sos but fanfiction about... real people? in general? i still very much enjoy fanfiction (and smut of course, pls i haven't completely changed) but i guess it started making me feel a little weird

bruh especially after the whole"after" thing, can you imagine being harry styles and learning that a book starring you being a ✧bad boy✧ dating this chick is a best seller hit? and that they're making movies based on it? bruh sound effect x 3

honestly? that was probably the nail in the coffin, i lost my shit when the book was actually published and i lost my shit even more when they announced that they'll be making movies based on them. 

of course i went to see the first one, you dont even have to ask.

i think it was possibly? the best cinematic experience of my life? but not because it was a good film, it was just...everything

this isn't an after movie review chapter so im not gonna say too much else but dfuhse if you wanna know what i think maybe you could  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) let a girl know, ey?


so yeah back to ✧moi✧

imma catch you up real quick, i graduated high school like two years ago at this point and now (2 years now) im in university studying graphic design (feel free to make the graphic design is my passion meme) and i really like it <3 of course im not actually IN university because we're facing a worldwide pandemic currently but whew i hope things settle down soon </3

after i got over my real people thing and started having actual interests besides music and like two (?) tv shows, i just started listening to more music and watching more tv shows svhde a real progress wow i know

it'll be to no one's surprise that im watching more anime now yeah yeah i know call me a weeb in the comments i deserve it


but yeah that's the gist of it, i think. as i said i might update this more but yeah who knowssss i'd love to hear from you guys anyway, what you've been up to 

last time i posted something on my profile i said something about AO3 and yeah i do have an account there and i am thinking of posting but im not sure it'll be to everyone's taste? they're definitely gonna be anime related and VERY HEAVILY obey me related which is that game that you keep getting ridiculous ads for with the hot demon brothers and yeah i've been playing it since it released djbhv so yeah sorry that it's not gonna be everyone's cup of tea from here but if you're into anime or that game ig you could find me on AO3, im pastelmalfoy 

actually if you're into anime or used to be into harry potter you could follow me bc thats the stuff i mainly read and my bookmarks are mostly public and i always bookmark the things i like so yes i really haven't stopped being a smut dealer, thank me later 


that's all for now i think, stay hydrated till next time <3

-penny ☾

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