Phil👽: i just want you to know phil is my friend and he is cinnamon and smol do not hurt him or i WILL take a scissor to your balls
Dan🌚: war
Dan🌚 is typing...
Dan🌚: *wat
Phil👽: phil is using the loo and i know his password and he was telling me about some guy texting him for nudes so i investigated
Dan🌚: whats your name
Phil👽: STRANGER (THINGS) DANGER!!!!!!
Dan🌚: did u just
Phil👽: okay bye phil is coming
Dan🌚 is typing....
Dan🌚: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Phil👽 is typing...
Phil👽: im louise by the way
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Oh Fuck // Phan
FanfictionPhil : Big or little? Dan : Little Message Read Dan : wait, average Phil : ??? Dan : okay yeah average Phil : How can you be an average spoon?? Do you do both or??? Dan : oh fuCK Dan : i though you meant something else Message Read
