I didn't really reread for errors because I haven't updated in 20 billion years and i wanted to get a relatively decent chapter out.
I haven't written in so long, I didn't even know how to start back up again. I honestly forgot half the things I wrote in this book so if i forgot something don't be afraid to comment!
Also thanks to _xXZennyXx_ for commenting and telling me to update because it encouraged me to finally write after 2 years.(10:23 pm) Dan's POV
Skype Notification (1):
'AmazingPhil' has added you (just now)
Dan moved his mouse, hovering above the blue icon for a moment and wondered if it was too late to back out now. He could just tell Phil that he forgot his password of something, but Dan needed to be fair. He knew that in the future he would realize that he was being nervous for absolutely no reason.
So he clicked.
Dan opened a chat with "AmazingPhil" and quickly conjured up a witty introduction message.
Partysaurusrex: "AmazingPhil" huh? it that what you think of yourself?
To the brown haired boys surprise, Phil had immediately started typing, as shown by the dots on screen.
AmazingPhil: shut up i was thirteen
Partysaurusrex: well... you won my username fair and square... i'll call you.
AmazingPhil: yeah you do that ;)
Dan clicked the call button faster than he's let his brain register what he just did. Soon, a pixelated "AmazingPhil" appeared on his screen and Dan swears that he feels his heart convulse.
Although Phil had been reduced to a few megapixels, Dan's hands are still shaking, his head is spinning and he can't find the words to start a conversation, so he lets Phil do it.
"Um hello? Dan? Can you see me? as soon as Dan hears this, he wants to shut his laptop and run away.
"Ah yes, all 12 megapixels of you." he retorts snarkily.
He can vaguely make out the shape of Phil's head shaking in amusement and he already wants to melt.
His eyes have started adjusting to the horrible skype quality by now, and Phil almost looks like an actual human being. He can begin to make out the shape of his glasses and slightly upturned lips. Thank god Dan had already generally known what Phil looked like, or else his brain would have come up with a much less perfect image.
"So, about those train tickets." Phil begins.
Dan freezes up at that. "Oh, you were being serious?"
"Why would I lie?"
"We always mess around..."
Phil frowns. "But I thought you wanted to see me." his words trail off into a tone of insecurity, and Dan has to stop him right there. "Of course I do! But I can't let you pay for my ticket all on your own, Phil!"
"Shut up and tell me where you live."
"First off, you sound like a really inexperienced kidnapper, and second, hell no." Dan sasses.
"Why? You know i'm not a 64 year old man now," Phil tries to reason. "..And I need to know which train station is the closest to where you live."
"Ugh fine. But if people start coming to my house after i give you my address, i'm gonna virtually murder you."
"Yeah, Yeah.."
The rest of the skype call had gone by pretty smoothly. Seconds, then minutes, then hours went by, and neither boys were tired at all.
Dan was so enthralled in talking about whether Klance was canon or not, that he almost didn't notice a new notification on his laptop.
Skype Notifications (2):
'AmazingPhil' has added you (10:23 pm)
'Caseybearr' has added you (just now)
YOU ARE READING
Oh Fuck // Phan
FanfictionPhil : Big or little? Dan : Little Message Read Dan : wait, average Phil : ??? Dan : okay yeah average Phil : How can you be an average spoon?? Do you do both or??? Dan : oh fuCK Dan : i though you meant something else Message Read