LMAOOO THINGS ARE GOING ARE GONNA changeee ahahha
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"shrek" Opened chat with "sprinkles"
shrek: is this louise?
sprinkles: who is this?
shrek: its dan
shrek: but dont cut my balls off yet!!!!
sprinkles: sorry about that lol i get protective with phil
shrek: its okay i like collecting balls to
shrek: they're like play-doh
shrek: fun to play
shrek: not to eat
sprinkles is typing....
sprinkles: how does phil put up with you
shrek: oh btw did you know phil has a girlfriend?
sprinkles: PHIL HAS A WHAT
sprinkles: HES GROWING UP TOO FAST
shrek: i think her names cat??
sprinkles: ? sounds familiar but i dont remember a cat
shrek: o k
sprinkles: why do you care?
shrek: bc hes my friend
sprinkles: *boyfriend
shrek: nO
shrek: i dont like him like that
shrek: seriously
shrek is typing...
shrek: ive never even met him lmao. we're just buddies
sprinkles is typing...
sprinkles: *fuckbuddies
YOU ARE READING
Oh Fuck // Phan
ФанфикPhil : Big or little? Dan : Little Message Read Dan : wait, average Phil : ??? Dan : okay yeah average Phil : How can you be an average spoon?? Do you do both or??? Dan : oh fuCK Dan : i though you meant something else Message Read
