Philly🐝: hi
shrek: um
shrek is typing....
shrek: who is this
Philly🐝: its me dan
Philly🐝: its phil
shrek: idk who that is
shrek: the only phil i knew has been dead for a while
Philly🐝: i know i fucked up let me explain
shrek:
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Philly🐝: i should have never been so rude to you dan
Philly🐝: cat manipulated me
Philly🐝: im not talking to her right now, she barely even matters to me
Philly🐝 is typing....
Philly🐝: you matter to me
shrek: sure i do
Philly🐝: dan come on, dont be like that
shrek: apparently i "barely even know you" and i dont need you to waste my time like this. just leave me alone
shrek is typing....
shrek: ive found another friend anyways
Philly🐝: you did?
shrek: yeah he's great
Philly🐝: whats his name?
shrek: umm... casey
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Oh Fuck // Phan
FanfictionPhil : Big or little? Dan : Little Message Read Dan : wait, average Phil : ??? Dan : okay yeah average Phil : How can you be an average spoon?? Do you do both or??? Dan : oh fuCK Dan : i though you meant something else Message Read
