Phil👽: im going to tell louise your bullying me and she will come for your balls
Da(n)ddy: not like i need them
Da(n)ddy: im gay as fuck
Phil👽 is typing...
Phil👽: your gay?
Da(n)ddy: lol no????
Phil👽: you just said you were
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Oh Fuck // Phan
FanfictionPhil : Big or little? Dan : Little Message Read Dan : wait, average Phil : ??? Dan : okay yeah average Phil : How can you be an average spoon?? Do you do both or??? Dan : oh fuCK Dan : i though you meant something else Message Read