phillep: cum
danyell: ok
phillep: over
danyell: oh
danyell is typing...
danyell: BuT hoW??!!??1!1?2!1?
phillep: like
phillep: send me ur address and ill send the tickets bro
danyell: dont i
danyell: i will cry 100% guaranteed
phillep: wait why
danyell: no one cares about me so im not used to nice things
danyell: and i'm not nice
danyell: dont waste your money on me
phillep: thats not true
phillep is typing...
phillep: and its too late cuz i already bought them 😬
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Oh Fuck // Phan
FanficPhil : Big or little? Dan : Little Message Read Dan : wait, average Phil : ??? Dan : okay yeah average Phil : How can you be an average spoon?? Do you do both or??? Dan : oh fuCK Dan : i though you meant something else Message Read