Barney the Dinosaur X Reader

Chapter 9

You woke up feeling a little groggy and sick.. Was it because of a few nights ago??  You decided to tell barney to get a pregnancy test. "Uh.. alright." He set off to the nearest walgreens (if you don't know what walgreens is look it up you uncultured swine.) His heart pounding as he gave the test to the cashier. The cashier was a little in shock, you know considering theres a giant purple dinosaur buying a pregnancy test. She scanned the test and the box of condoms he also got. He walked out of the store and headed home. He handed you the test and you set off to the bathrooooooom ;-). Waiting a few minutes and you check the test.. two lines.. DOUBLEPREGNANT!!!! You ran out to barney to give him the news. He passed out. (Y'know you're pregnant with half dinosaur half human babies. He's probably scared of the outcome.) He woke up when you put a candle under his nose. "So you're.. pregnant.... what.. you.. how.. pregnany.. PREGNANY???" You stood up and stepped back. He started pacing around, due to stress. (yes i meant to put pregnany you clueless peeeeice of shit c-; ). this wont let me fucking upload stupid piece of shit wattpad thats why none of your fucking stories compare to my godtier story fucking cuntwaffle.