Barney the Dinosaur X Reader

Chapter 15

"C'mon Barno, cheer up." You respond. "Emo prick." you mumble.

"What was that last bit?"

"O-oh nothing. Just some pregnancy groans y'know, us pregnant women haha!" You say in a desperate attempt to change the topic

"Hmph.. right."

"I'm tired. God I hate being pregnant with these mutants."

He gives you a look, you know the look. That "bitch what the fuck" look. You play it off and head back towards the bedroom. You hear the song "Big Ole Booty" by Taylor Girlz play faintly. You know he's twerking again. You lay in bed in hopes the song is going to end soon and he'll stop twerking. You hear the songs "Booty" by Blac Youngsta and "Motorsport" by Migos. You know he's twerking like he's tryna get some dick. (lemme get into my slang yall) You know he clappin that ass like erry body in the club lookin at his fine ass. He the baddest bitch in the house. You know he thinkin "them bitches that don't like me must be smokin dick" (back to normal) You grab your (insert whatever model) phone and go onto snapchat and sneak out of your room. (back to slang) you recordin his ass and he don't even know. He throwin that ass back like he waiting for someone to clap his cheeks (back to normal) You run back to your room and post all the videos.