You continue posting the videos as you hear the final song.
"I'M A BOSS ASS BITCH, BITCH, BITCH, BITCH, BITCH, BITCH, BITCH I'M A BOSS ASS BITCH. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU RATCHET ASS LAMES..." You hear Barney say with tenacity.
You roll your eyes and groan as the mutant baby starts kicking.
"Looks like it's annoyed too." You mumble.
You get your laptop and play Freepenguin (insert like credits to them or whatever (it's a club penguin server that is still up))
You have your pimped out Kermit the Frog character running back and forth and in comes Barney.
"Oh. Hi." He says awkwardly, tugging at his imaginary collar.
You just give him an all around blank stare as the mutant baby is kicking.
"So, in order to stop this moment, come feel my stomach." You say.
"Haha..... yeah..." Barney mutters as he walks towards you. He lays a giant hand on your stomach.
(fast forward gang cus i just wanna get to the birthing scene gangalanngg)
You wake up to contractions and noticing your water broke.
You start screeching because, why not? It'll get Barney up.
"wHOA WHAT O-" Barney says as he wakes up.
(vroom vroom to the hospital)
u give birth
the baby ugly
idk
i'm tired.
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Barney the Dinosaur X Reader
FanfictionThis is a Barney THE DINOSAUR x reader fanfiction. It's not some frilly Barney from how i met your mother kinda story kiddies.
