Barney the Dinosaur X Reader

Chapter 12

You stared in amazement at this big ass building. 

"Ikea, am I right?" Barney said with a chuckle.

"Pretty shitty attempt at a joke." You said in a pretty mean tone of voice. Sometimes you find him super funny but today was honestly not your day.

"Hey." He responded. "Little nugget in a biscuit doesn't need to be hearing that language already." 

You rolled your eyes. It was a sad attempt at trying to make you happy but you somewhat appreciated it nonetheless. 

He grabbed a cart, (ok i've literally never been to an Ikea so i have not a fat ass fucking clue how that store works. Correct me and i'll make edits but for now im gonna assume y'all use carts there.) and rushed into the store. You waddled behind him in hopes to catch up but, you just stopped and started whining like the big ass baby you are. 

He turned around slowly, in annoyance. "What?" 

"I just feel like you don't have to fucking rush! You know I'm fucking pregnant and I'm not as fast as I used to be!" You continued as tears began to stream down your cheeks. "Seriously Barney! Take that into fucking consideration. I try my fucking hardest for you.........." 

After the word "you" Barney stopped listening. "Y/N, come on. Hormones, Y/N, hormones. Chill out, we'll get some food."

You stopped crying as soon as you heard food. You waddled over to him and you both went to the restaurant. (I've heard there's restaurants in Ikea.) 

"I'll have steak and rice. She'll have F/N." he said to the waitress (did i mention i dont have a fat ass clue how ikea works?). She wrote down the orders and headed on her way. 

"How ya feelin' Y/N?" He said with his signature smile. 

Your eyes lit up a little bit seeing how cheerful he was. 

"I'm doing alright.. Probably gonna be a lot better when this food comes around." You laughed. (One of those awkward short laughs when you know what you said wasn't funny but you still think if you don't laugh it won't be quite right." 

The waitress brought both you and, Barneys plates. After you two ate you went downstairs to look around the baby furniture. 

The SUNDVIK crib caught your eye. It was simple and sturdy. "Let me hunt down a worker." Barney said after he saw you gawking at the crib for about 42 seconds. 

A worker took note of the crib and Barney paid for it. The worker was a little scared during the whole time, which was apparent by how much he was shaking. Barney picked up the crib and began leaving. 

"Uh.. congrats ma'am.. on the uh.. baby." He said with the biggest smile he could muster. Barney gave him the death stare the whole time to make sure he didn't say anything to offend you. 

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One more chapter for tonight kiddos.