My Adventure Through This Weird World

The forest

I walked a long way, well shorter than the first time, but still long. It's finally night and I couldn't make more one more step so I thought why I wouldn't sleep down a tree. And since it was a forest, I only searched for a clearing. Why it wouldn't be nice to see the stars while going to sleep. I finally found it and looked to the moon. It was huge and calmer than the sun I could see the stars and {I got asleep. I had a dream of me receiving a sword and shield, from a black blacksmith.
"Oh, crap" A woman said.
I fell asleep again and heard:
"Wake up" the woman said almost slapping me.
"Just don't worry" I said proudly while trying to get up, but there was a pain in my whole body running from my back to my feet " Ouch"
"Do you really think that you'll be able to stand again if you fall from a tree?" She said while I was opening my eyes. She was at least 5 years older than me, ginger, with hair that it could reach her waist, completely green eyes, with freckles in her cheeks and she was wearing a lot of modest clothes, typically in the medieval times.
"Did I really fall from a tree?" I said completely surprised.
"Yes! AND HOW COULD YOU DIDN'T REALIZE THAT?!" She asked me furiously.
"Because I have a really deep sleep" I said, but I don't think it was enough since she was yelling at me.
"You know I don't think I should help you... maybe this is a prank or something" She said standing up and almost leaving me.
"Wait I'm not lying to you... Please I need your help" I said almost crying, she came back.
"Why are you so desperate to be helped?" She asked me while sitting down beside me.
"Because I promised a girl that I will be in the city in three days" I said still lying beside a tree.
"And who's this girl" She asked me intrigued.
"The girl who lives nearby in an abandoned house nearby" I said, and she was intrigued as ever "That girl took care of me while I was nearly to the point of death, she is really beautiful..." I stopped talking and begin thinking about her.
"Hello?" She asked moving her hand in front of me "What happened?" She asked me.
"Well, she gave me food, took care of a wound that I had, and I don't know I just..." I said without a clue to say.
"So are you in love?" She asked me simplifying the situation.
"Am I really that obvious?" I asked while I wanted to just to be simple.
"Nooooooo" She said with a sarcastic tone so obvious that even animals could understand it.
" Ok, then what should I do?" I asked while she was standing up and walking "HEY, where are you going?" I added.
"To get some herbs to make some kind of analgesic" She answered naturally and looking back to me.
"Oh, Thanks!" I said with a huge smile "By the way do you know or have you seen a girl wearing a white dress and a red ribbon, also she had one pony tail, with a long brunet hair" I added.
"I think that I saw someone like that just today" She answered me still looking for leaves, but now she was looking in a bush.
"What?! HOW COULD I SLEEP 3 DAYS NONSTOP" I said really surprised.
"Here it is" She said to herself "You may need something to eat, and to hurry to the city" she said to me while taking the juice out of a bunch of leaves and putting it on a bowl of wood.
"Hey, I got a question" I said.
"What is it?" She asked while she was still making weird stuff with the leaves and some berries.
"What is your name?" I asked.
"Jessica, but you can call me Jess" She said completely comfortable "And yours's?" Jess asked me back.
"I don't know" I said still feeling very weird answering like that
"Ok, "I don't know" I made the analgesic you needed" Jess said while walking towards me.
"Thanks" I said "And my name is not "I don't know" my name. I can't remember my name" I said a little angry.
"I knew that and I said it just to piss you off" Jess told me while it appeared to me that she had a white soup in the bowl.
"What is that?" I asked nervously and looking at the bowl.
"This may be an analgesic or some kind of poison" Jess said naturally.
"Ok, but is it..." I began speaking, but Jess took the bowl and pour its content down my throat.
"How is it?" Jess said while she was waiting to say something surprising.
I coughed a little bit and the I said "Bitter" and the continue coughing a lot.
"Ok then it is an analgesic" Jess said happier than ever and it relieved me a lot to hear that.
I swear I felt like I knew her, but I couldn't recall anything at all. It is the worst thing ever.
"Did I got stabbed?" I asked.
"No, and what kind of question is that?" Jess said surprised and looking at me like a freak and raising her arms like saying "What? I don't understand".
"No. It's because I'm trying to look for a knife, that She gave me so..." I began.
"Yeah, it's over there. You dumbass" Jess said pointing to where, I think, I was sleeping. Still not very sure about the fact of how I ended sleeping over a tree.
"Thanks, again" I said trying to get up, but the pain came back, and I fell down to the ground again.
"Do you know that medicine doesn't work instantly, right?" Jess said, like speaking to a retarded.
"Ok. Then what should we talk about?" I asked relaxing.
"How about She, as you call her?" Jess asked me with a huge grim.
"HAHA" I said "It's weird, how about your crush to make it easier to me to talk without snapping out of reality.
"Fine. Then, I could say it is a weird guy, but I guess there's something..." Jess began talking and talking here's the shorter version:
Jess met this guy when they were kids, the boy was a little bit off place. Jess tried talking to him several times but she was to shy. The boy never noticed her, because he was never paying attention. Jess was desperate and when they're 16 years' old, they were walking towards each other and when they wanted to talk they just kissed, and since then they began talking to each other.
"Are you now dating?" I asked like trying to fit in the pieces.
"Basically" Jess said.
"That's pretty neat" I said.
"You can go now, I think the effect has passed, for how long we were talking" Jess said and pointing to a dark part of the forest.
"Thanks for everything" I said getting up.
"Hey, before you go I want to tell you, that if we ever met again you will have all my support to make her your girlfriend" Jess said "or to make the relation last" Jess whispered to herself, but I pick what she said "Good luck, champ"
"Thanks" I said getting deeper into the forest.
I walked a long way. I think I was lost for 1 hour and a half just to pick back the road. Finally, after a stupidly long time I heard someone walking the opposite direction than me. I thought maybe it is someone that is a criminal. I deviated the road to be to ambush him/her. I waited patiently till I could see him. He was normal, apparently, wearing brown cloak that covered his body, but I saw that he was blonde and had blue eyes. My suspicions were dead on. I decided to attack. He took a small step back, to dodge me. Took one arrow out of nowhere, and almost stabbed me.
"Sorry" He said then he continued with the motion.
I barely deflected the blow.
"Nice reflexes" He said taking out his bow, again I guess it was hidden by the cloak, and shoot at me.
I barely moved and the arrows just missed me by less of an inch.
"Better improve your aim" I said sarcastically then I ran with the knife changing from hand to hand.
I got so close, and with the knife in my right hand I was able to stab him, but instead I punched him in the stomach and leaved him on the ground.
"You're no killer" He said to me a little bit surprised.
"You are no different" I said while stretching my hand to help him "Then why did you failed?" I asked.
"I didn't" He said "I was thinking why should I lost my humanity for one dork"
"Hey, I thought that you could be a bandit or something" I said surprised.
"You are not from here, not by a chance" He said cleaning the dust from his brown cloak "This the universal, at least here, the way huntsman and huntresses wear so nobody tries to kill them" He said calmly until he reached the last 3 words which at that point he was angry.
"Yeah there's a reason of that. You see I cannot remember anything" I said.
"Of course: "Look at me I am amnesia guy"" He said sarcastically.
"Fuck off" I said almost punching hum.
"No really, from where are you?" He said trying to interrogate me,
"I already told you" I said completely relaxed.
"Hahaha, really from where are you?" He said again, more less pissed off.
"I already fucking told you" I said pissed off.
"Maybe you're a criminal" He said taking out his bow and 3 arrows just to attack me.
"Well, then" I took the knife, a step back and then threw the knife.
He dodged it, with ease.
"Miserable, someone that cannot throw a knife properly, makes an awful lie, and still has the guts to defy me, one of the 10 bests huntsman" He said proudly and angry.
"I didn't miss" I lied to him, just to make him completely insecure.
"What?" He said while turning back for a sec.
It was enough to get close to him, and ... he turned back so fast that not only he already prepared his attack, I was completely vulnerable. He almost shot at me when... a huge roar was heard basically 2 meters away from us. I guess from reflexes he almost saved his arrows, and everything. Imagine someone, who supposedly is one of the best huntsman, was scared by a huge roar. I was nervous while not paying attention to what was happening around me.
"Could you less of a moron" He whispered me.
"NO" I said completely unaware of everything.
I felt how the ground shook in form of steps, but each time they were less and less strong.
"WHAT WAS THAT!?" I yelled at his ear.
Suddenly the steps were coming back. I was just screwing up, but he was fucking nervous. I looked at where it could be the problems, and it was... epic as fuck. It was a grey wolf with a white mane, but it was the size of a horse he could eat me no problem.
"Well, you had a reason to be nervous" I said taking a few steps back.
The wolf was getting angrier and it was so intimidating that I almost ran away. The wolf had red eyes, no idea why, and when it barked those eyes just pop up. The wolf began barking, they were loud, like really loud. I look at the mouth for a moment, and it was the knife, and was basically a new fang, since it didn't cut its mouth and it was aligned.
"Hey, sorry but you are no friend of mine" I said to the huntsman while jumping inside the mouth of        The Awesome Wolf of Awesomeness.
"No wait!" He said extending his arm to reach me, while I took the knife of the wolf's mouth, and since I had a coat he pulled me back with the knife.
The wolf was happy again, I got the knife of She, and the huntsman was alive, pretty much a happy ending, but...
"Are you crazy?!" he said pretty much scolding me.
"Hey, hey, hey, keep it down" I said relaxed.
"You almost died, or you didn't notice" he said now scolding me.
"You see I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT YOU" I said "You're basically worthless, and if you died I wouldn't care at all" I ended up yelling at him, while        The Awesome Wolf of Awesomeness was sniffing my right hand.
"Hey, keep it down" he said sarcastically
"Well, then fuck you, you ugly piece of shit" I said while walking my original path, to the city, while        The Awesome Wolf of Awesomeness was following me.
I walked a path, very long path, without even knowing        The Awesome Wolf of Awesomeness was following me, still immersed in my thoughts. After a time, The Awesome Wolf of Awesomeness barked to alert me that the huntsman was approaching. I was surprised, since        The Awesome Wolf of Awesomeness was there following me without any noise, to me, and because the coward huntsman was there.
"Hey, fuck off already" I said.
"don't say things like that and by the way the city is at your right, moron" He said still butt-hurt.
"Thanks" I said going now to the real way of the city.
I walked again and he, again and again, was there to help me, but I couldn't take it anymore and said...
"Hey, thanks AGAIN, but I think that if you're gonna keep helping at least walk with me and not be lurking in the shadows" I said, after I sighed.
He came and began talking to me, but he thought that I had complete control over        The Awesome Wolf of Awesomeness, and The Awesome Wolf of Awesomeness was just chilling out.
I explained everything that happened to me. To the huntsman and surprisingly he believed most of it.
"So you're serious about everything?" he asked me (and not to The Awesome Wolf of Awesomeness).
"Yep" I answered.
And then I was barely seeing the end of the forest, and The Awesome Wolf of Awesomeness basically told me "Ride me, if you want". My first instinct was to hop on and then ride him, but I couldn't grab to something, so I hugged his neck, which was all fluffy, and ran into the distance.
"Hey what is your name?" I asked.
"Scott" He said waving his hand.
And in that manner I went through the forest with The Awesome Wolf of Awesomeness