My Adventure Through This Weird World

Multiple Surprises

Just imagine, you screwed up, ended up in jail, and on top of that you get rescued by your crush. It would be a little too much. Right? Well the day doesn't end there, and there is a lot more I need to tell you.

−Um... This is weird. – I said right away.

−There is no need to THANK me. – She said a little angry and stressing "thank" a whole more than I can describe.

−Oh, sorry. THANKS, MATE. – I said just to bother her.

−Now you are trying to angry me, right?! – She said angr... I mean exasperated.

−Guys! – The guard yelled at us. – Can you solve your couple problems outside? – The guard said pointing at the exit and face-palming.

If She wasn't angry at that point, just the mention of: couple, made her mad. In other words, I was screwed, She was mad, I didn't know if She was mad or not. You get the picture.

We left the P.P., and began walking.

−Do you like dogs or cats? – I asked not to make an awkward moment.

−Dogs! – She said almost instantly. –And you? – She asked back, and She forgot that She was angry.

−Same. – I said calmer down, at least compared to She's.

−Why do you ask? – She asked me, like trying to see through me.

−Because of two reasons: 1) I didn't want make an awkward moment, secondly... −I said really natural and relaxed. −and because I may or may not found a giant wolf, that I named The Awesome Wolf of Awesomeness. – I said a little nervous, and moving a little to the sides.

−Really?! – She said frustrated. −You named it: The Awesome Wolf of Awesomeness, really?! Why not Lucas, or anything else? – She said angry again, but I was happy I thought She would react a lot worse, like shouting me for the fact that it is a giant wolf, but no. She discussed about the name.

−It is the size of a goddamn horse! – I said a little surprised.

−Well then, how about The Awesome Wolf of the Future Today? – She said and it was just comical.

−That doesn't make sense. – I said while laughing, I just made her angrier.

−At least, mine it isn't redundant! – She said to counter-argument.

−I know and that's why I chose it. – I said, still with a smile, because the name She chose.

−Well, where is the day-care? – I asked to She to change the topic, and because I was kind of lost.

−We were walking, and we didn't get that we were going to nowhere. Fuck! – She said just realizing.

−You wold be the best detective of all time, you would be better than Sherlock Holmes! – I said sarcastically.

−Shut up! – She said pissed off. −At least, I don't want to name a wolf The Awesome Wolf of Awesomeness, and I know the city as the of my hand. – She said confidently, but in reality was almost as lost as I was.

−Fine. – I answered. −After all, what could it go wrong. – I said with an air of relief.

After that we tried to go back to the city P.P., while discovering that they had 13, but in the city the crime was really scarce. We continued walking in random patterns as long as She could remember some of what she knew by heart. It took us around an hour walking aimlessly to find some place that She knew.