My Adventure Through This Weird World

The Mall

I was just going to buy a black suit, because class, a maybe a nice shirt, and something I would wear on a Saturday. Then, She came by and everything went so much wrong.

We sent out of the hotel.

−Well, do you know where can we buy clothes? - I asked her.

−Not exactly. - She said.

−What do you mean? - I asked again, as if She wasn't cryptic.

−Just follow me, and no questions. - She said, taking me by my coat and began dragging me through the city.

I bumped into so many people and the only thing I could say was: "Sorry", and if She let me now that we were gonna bump I would say: "Excuse me". So, in realty, I just caused problem to the common normal people. We were walking for at least an hour.

−Here, it is. −She said while showing me like this huge building.

The building was huge, it was 4 stories tall, lots and lots of window scattered throughout the building's entrances, and I could stop the felling that I had been there before. The whole thing had a brown building material making the base of the building.

−What is this place? - I asked to She that was looking to me, as if the building was the greatest invention that mankind has ever seen.

−This is, what normal people and I, call a Mall. −She said proudly.

−Why the: "what normal people and I" stuff? - I asked while with air quotes. And again, I got some of the glares of She, basically saying: Really? Really?! −You got a point. -

We entered, and It was huge. There were stores everywhere, and I mean everywhere, and they were completely of different stuff. I was impressed. There were all types of people walking to all kind of places.

−Whoa... − I said in awe.

−Well, do you think that was the end of me dragging you around? - After that, She began dragging me around, to clothe shops. - First, the formal. - then looked at me. −What are you waiting for? - She asked me.

I walked around the shop, but there weren't that many things I cared for, I bat an eye to. I guess, I was bored. At that point, I noticed a completely black suit. I walk over and then I noticed that another guy was looking at that same suit. I decided to wander around a little bit more. I got bored so fast that it was a record for me. Everything seemed as I couldn't care. I tried to go out of the shop...

−Where are, you going? - She grabbed me near my neck.

−Out. I'm bored as hell. - I answered back a little angry.

−Oh, really then you must put this on.

I didn't notice that She had two huge piles of clothes. The bigger one was for her, and the "smaller" (I am using the term small freely) was mine. She handed me over the pile. It was difficult to head over the fitting room without bumping into people. The pile was so big that I could barely see over.

I entered the fitting room and I had the fortune, that She by some miracle new what I liked. The pile was basically conformed by dark suits, and shirts. I decided to take the black suit, and a white shirt.

−Mmmh. - She began. - it needs something... − She said, after that I decided to close the fitting room. She came near the fitting room, and through me a pair of shoes.

−Why these? - I asked.

−Put them on, and let me see. - She said.

I putted the shoes on. I go out.