instagram • ashton irwin

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Thalia POV

Thalia: why hello ashton

Thalia: oh wait I mean ahston apparently

Thalia: actually I think I'll stick with dickbag

Dickbag: I'm not in the mood this morning Thalia

Thalia: check your texts, asshole

Dickbag: fucking hell

Thalia: get home okay?

Dickbag: I think but I've got 13 missed calls from a girl named Suzana who I apparently asked to be my girlfriend

Thalia: well shit

Thalia: what do you remember

Dickbag: just going out with the boys

Dickbag: strobe lights, girls, shots

Dickbag: too many shots

Thalia: go call this Suzana girl

Dickbag: I'll just text her I'm not in the mood to talk

Thalia: don't be that guy

Dickbag: ughhh

Dickbag: fine

Ten minutes later

Dickbag: she gets it, I think she doesn't remember much either

Thalia: well that's good

Thalia: now onto more important matters

Dickbag: I'm seriously hungover rn

Thalia: and I'm seriously pissed off

Thalia: YOU LIED TO ME ASHTON

Dickbag: I'm sorry

Dickbag: I made the other account because I wanted to talk to people normally, but you had me figured out from the beginning

Thalia: and yet you denied it?

Thalia: that was so mean

Thalia: I don't know what you want me to say

Thalia: I was gonna find out

Thalia: Michael would've told me

Dickbag: I don't see why this is such a big deal, I mean I denied it, but you kind of knew

Thalia: yeah but I joked around with you all the time

Dickbag: and you couldn't do that with Ashton?

Thalia: no

Dickbag: this is why I made another account

Dickbag: people don't treat celebrities the same

Thalia: I'm not mad

Dickbag: really?

Thalia: I mean I was, but it's okay. You're right.

Thalia: besides now I can make fun of you

Dickbag: seriously I'm still hungover

Notification: Your contact 'Dickbag' has been changed to 'Ashton'

Thalia: toO LATE

Thalia: *photo sent* (a/n again the photo is at the top) you were absolutely fringetastic

Ashton: please no omg

Ashton: that was a dark time

Thalia: hey you looked pretty confident in the picture

Ashton: I hate myself

Thalia: as you should

Thalia: jkjk

Thalia: just a prank bro

Ashton: you're not funny

Thalia: you're right

Thalia: I'm HILARIOUS

Ashton: adorable :)

Thalia: stop being nice to me

Ashton: and why would I do that babe

Thalia: I WILL FIND YOU ASHTON IRWIN

Thalia: AND I WONT KILL YOU BECAUSE YOURE A PRECIOUS GIFT TO SOCIETY BUT I'LL GIVE YOU A FIRM TALKING TO AND REMIND YOU OF MY NAME (again) AND THAT YOUR SMOOTH TALKING WILL GET YOU NOWHERE

Ashton: except in someone's bed ;)

Thalia: gross

Thalia: I don't need to hear that

Ashton: I gotta go :( calum's here he wants to go for coffee since he feels awful too

Thalia: okay, good luck :)) o

Ashton: bye xo
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A/N
I'm not super proud of this chapter but I didn't know what else to say so *shrugs*
-claire