Coming Back to Mystic Falls

Chapter 3- Alcohol+Humans= Annoying Humans

I regret asking everyone if they wnted to do shots now. The humans- Elena, Bonnie, Jeremy, and Matt were very annoying and loud. I can handle my liquor because well I've been around for 405 years. If I really I wanted to get drunk I would need more then 5 shots. These humans are a bunch of light weights. 

Elena and Bonnie are currently dancing on tables while trying to sing along to the music but failing horribly, Jeremy is all angry at the worl so he's yelling at random people, Matt is sad so he's telling the sob story of him and Caroline to Damon and I. Stefan is talking with Caroline and they laugh evey now and then. I think his humanity peaks when he is around the people that he loves. 

I grabbed my glass of whiskey and took a sip and then said to Damon quietly "I so regret asking the humans to take shots with us now. They are so freaking loud!" 

He chuckled and then Matt's head snapped to us and he slurred "Are you guys even listening?" 

I nodded and said "Carry on Matt I want to know how this ends." 

He nodded and ended up looking like a bobble head then he passed out. "Wow." I said.

Damon chuckled and said "Yep. Wow."

"These humans are a bunch of light weights Damon."  I said while grinning.

He nodded in agreement then I saw that Elena was starting to take her clothes off. "Crap hold on I got this." I said to Damon as I stood up he saw what I was looking at and his eyes got all big. 

I rushed over to the table jumped on it and said "Elena you don't want to take your clothes off I'm going to take you home okay?" 

"What No! You are such a party pooper Eve! I am having a great time and I can take my freaking clothes off if I want to!" She yelled and then she almost fell off the table. I sighed and grabbed her by the waist and jumped down with a death grip on her. 

I went over to Stefan and said "Okay Stef can you take her home or will you give me your car keys so I can take her?" 

"Here you can take her. I don't want too." He said while handing me the keys.

I rolled my eyes at him trying to act like he doesn't care. I took the keys and then grabbed Jeremy by the shirt and dragged them both out to the car much to their protest. I put them both in the back seat and just as I was about to open the door to the drivers seat Damon showed up.

"Yes Damon?" I asked.

"Let me drive, I actually  know where they live." Damon said while smirking.

I rolled my eyes and gave him the keys then went to the passegers side. I opened the door and got in buckled my seat belt and then saw that Damon had an amused smirk on his face.

"You do know we wouldn't die if we don't where seatbelts." Damon said.

I narrowed my eyes at him and said "I know but I've gotten used to doing it so leave me alone." 

"Disgrace to the vampire world." Damon said while grinning.

I scowled at him and said "I just like to be sanitary nothing wrong with it."

He rolled his eyes and pulled out of the parking space. We made our way to Elena's house and when we got there I said "Okay because I don't trust you not to kiss her or something I'm going to take Elena inside you can take Jeremy." 

He glared at me then went to go grab Jeremy. I went to Elena's door and opened it to reveal a passed out Elena. Wow this is just great. I picked her up bridal style and grimaced when I saw that she was drooling. Ew. I walked up the porch and then realized she has to invite me in. "Elena invite me in please." I said loudly in her ear.