Coming Back to Mystic Falls

Chapter 8 - Never Ever Let A Vampire Sing

Do you know what its like to wake up to the worst singing done by your best friend in the room right next to you? Well if you don't let me just tell you its an agonizing experience.

"Damon! Pipe down! Some of us are trying to freaking sleep!" I yelled muffled by the pillow. This only got him to sing louder and you wouldn't believe me if I told you that he was singing Lady Gaga. Which he is. 

"Rah rah ah ah ah! Roma roma ma! Gaga ooh la la! Want your bad romance!" Damon sang at the top of his lungs.

I groaned and got out of bed. I walked into the bathroom and ran water and flushed the toilet so it would possibly burn him a bit.

"I want yo-AHHHH HOT!!!! HOTT!!!!!" He screeched.

I chuckled and he ran out of the bathroom grabbed a towel wrapped it around his hips then he glared at me. I smirked amused at him.

"You! You ruined my shower!" He stated dramatically.

I smiled innocently and claimed "Who me? I would never do that to you Damon since you are my best friend." 

He stared at what I asumed to be menacing at me. "I'm going to kill you." He said slowly.

I roared in laughter and was wiping tears from my eyes once I calmed down. "Ah Damon, you may terrify those human girls but me? Not so much comrade."

He stood there gaping at me and then I patted his bare shoulder and then went into the other room to put on some clothes. While grabbing my outfit which contained black skinny jeans and a captain america t-shirt I hummed softly to myself. I grabbed my other personal junk then walked into Damon's closet and changed quickly then went into the bathroom and brushed my hair.

I was in the middle of brushing my hair when I realized Damon wasn't in the room. I shrugged to myself and then let my soft waves flow softly down my back. I finished getting myself ready and then slipped my heeled combat boots on and then trotted down the stairs.

 I heard laughter in the living room so I made my way over there. I sauntered in and saw Katherine laughing at Damon, probably because he just told her about this mornings events.

I sat down next to Katherine and chirped "Good morning gorgeous!" 

She looked over at me and said in between laughter "You are a freaking god! What you did is so freaking hilarious!!"

I chuckled and said while wiping off fake dust off my shoulder "Well I do try." 

Damon scoffed and I smirked over at him. Just as I was about to ask how many people he has killed since the Elena thing Stefan and Elena came strolling in.

My eyebrows furrowed in confusion and I said "Um what is she doing out of the tomb?"

"Well we all decided that Elena could go back to her life now seeing as I have my humanity back and your back now." Stefan stated.

I raised an eyebrow at Damon and Katherine who both just shrugged. I narrowed my eyes and said "Really?" 

They all nodded and I said "Okay, fine. So what are we doing next since saint Stefan is back?" 

Stefan rolled his eyes and Katherine chuckled while Damon just looked stone faced. I sighed and went over to Damon and wrapped an arm around his waist to get him to relax a bit because Elena is in the room. 

He looked down at me and gave me a smile as a thanks. I nodded and then Elena said while frowning "Wait are you two a couple now?" 

I looked over at her then at Damon who was waiting for my answer. Obviously he wanted me to lie to see if she got jealous which would actually be hysterical so I just went with it.

I smiled sweetly at her and replied "Oh us? Yeah we are, we just confessed to each other last night after you and I had our little chat." 

Katherine, Elena, and Stefan looked at us two eyes wide. Just to set fuel to the fire I stood on my tip toes and kissed Damon on the cheek. On the inside I was laughing at their faces it was priceless. 

Damon coughed awkwardly obviously trying not to laugh and I think he was a little surprised I even went with it.

"Well that was unexpected." Katherine said loudly. I chuckled and nodded.

Stefan was frozen in his spot looking at us confused while Elena was fuming. I bet she thought she could keep both of them but not as lovers only Stefan would be the lover but Damon would be the friend and she probably thought Damon wasn't going to get over her.

 Elena cleared her throat and we all looked at her. "Um well that was interesting.. But come on you two can't be together!"

"Well we are so deal with it." I spat at her.

Damon put his hand on my shoulder and looked like he was about to crack up laughing any minute. Katherine started laughing hysterically I knew that she was really surpirsed and thats why she was doing this. 

Damon narrowed his eyes over at Katherine and she cleared her throat but her eyes still danced with amusement when she said "I'm sorry, I'm done now. But wow! Whoever thought you two? I mean of course I knew because I'm awesome like that but WOW!" 

I rolled my eyes while grinning at her. I noticed Stefan hadn't said anything yet so I turned to him and   commented "Stef you've been awfully quiet."

He looked over at me and said sincerely. "Oh sorry I was just surprised. I would have never guessed this would happen but I really am happy for you two."

I  went over to him and hugged him and said "Thanks." 

"Well, Damon and I have to go make a master plan so we'll see you all later." I announced then grabbed Damon and rushed out of the house. 

When we got into Damon's car we both broke out into laughter. "Did. You. See. Her. Face!!!" Damon said slowly while smirking.

I grinned and said "Ahh. Yes she actually believed us!! I think she was just mad because she thinks that she's losing you to me. But you were my best friend first just saying." 

He pinched my cheeks and teased while smirking "Aw were you getting a little jealous of my love for her!?" 

I glared at him and scoffed. "Heck to the freaking no Damon. That's like me saying that I'm jealous of Klaus for being a hybrid. Speaking of the freak we need to come up with a diabolical plan."

He rolled his eyes and said "Okay. And honestly I think I'm better at being the bad guy in Elena's life."

"Ain't that the truth!" I said and slapped the dashboard of his car.

And with that we were off to go come up with a plan.