Coming Back to Mystic Falls

Chapter 11 - Picking out clothing and Lingerie?

"How about this red one?" Katherine asked as she held up a red lace bra. Oh and for those of you who think that this is crazy and random, well it's not. Katherine and I are shopping, er well she's shopping for me but whatever.

"No Katherine I will not wear that, it's not manly enough." I sighed acted disappointed.

Katherine rolled her eyes and muttered "Manly enough really?"

"Yes manly enough, I am a man!" I smirked

She chuckled and said "No your not you don't have the parts, I have seen you naked before doll." 

I looked horrified at her. "When was this and where was I!?" I shrieked.

She shrugged. "A few months ago you were in the shower with that human so I left after I walked in and got scared for life."

My eyes got wide and I said "You are never to tell Damon about that."

She smirked. "And why not? Because you love him?"

I glared. "No not because I love him, because I don't want to be seen as not manly. That would be humiliating!"

Katherine sighed. "I hope you wanting to be manly is just a phase. Like your I want to be a nice person phase. Because let's face it you are not a nice person."

"Being nice is not fun so therefore no I am not nice." I grinned.

Katherine rolled her eyes and announced "Okay I'm just going to buy stuff in your size, so that you can go hang out with Damon or something because you obviously don't want to be here right now."

"Damn straight I don't. Toodles!" I called over my shoulder as I left the store. 

"That wasn't manly!" Katherine shouted after me.

I sighed. "Damn it! I am a horrible man then." I got to my car knowing that Katherine would call me when she wanted a ride so I made my way back to the boarding house. As soon as I got to the boarding house I grabbed my bag and went inside, but as soon as I went inside I heard Klaus talking to Stefan.

"So Evelyn and Damon are able to go into the vampire free zone of the cave now? So they are closer to opening up the last coffin which you don't know where it is because Damon moved it?"Klaus said.

I furrowed my eyebrows confused and then I heard Stefan say "Yes Klaus. That's exactly what's happening now."

Klaus sighed and then said obviously compelling Stefan "Okay you did your job for now so forget this conversation and keep spying on Evelyn and Damon for me."

My eyes got wide and realized was going to be leaving so ran as a blur out of the house and to my car so that I could go find Damon. I made it to the grill and saw Damon drinking a glass of scotch with Alaric. No surprise there. 

I walked over to them and hissed "Guys we have a major problem. Meeting at Ric's apartment in 5."

They both nodded so I walked back out to my car and drove to Alaric's apartment after making a stop somewhere very important. I had gotten everyone's address's so thank god for that. I walked up the flight out stairs to the apartment and saw that Damon and Alaric had beaten me here. That's just depressing.

"How did you guys beat me here?" I narrowed my eyes at them in suspicsion.

Damon smirked and teased "My car is faster then yours that's why."

I glared and crossed the room over to Damon in a blur. "Take that back bro! My car is way faster then yours!!"

Damon laughed. Actually laughed!!! "Are we back to you trying to be manly again? Because I think it's one of your sexier looks."

I smirked. "Oh really?"

He nodded and gulped as I pressed myself against him. I leaned up on my tip toes and whispered in his ear "Because you don't have a sexy look." Then I backed away from him as he gaped at me.

"Take it back!" He demanded with a glare.

I tapped my chin in thought and smirked. "How about no?" 

"How about yes?" He said stepping closer to me.

"How about a hell no?" I said also stepping closer to him.

"How about a hell yes?" He whispered.

"How about a-

"Guys!" Alaric interrupted.

We both turned to him and he said "We have a major problem yes Evelyn?"

I sighed and said "Oh yeah. Sorry got distracted. So Stefan never got his humanity back from the spell, Klaus's compulsion was much stronger then I thought so, Stefan is still under it and was compelled again to spy on us for Klaus. So everything that we know and our edge with the locked coffin is gone."

Damon shouted "What? How could you not think of this Evelyn! It's a good thing I moved the coffin and didn't tell anybody."

"Damon what do you want me to do about it now? I couldn't have known because I have never met an original. Well I have met one but he was really nice but, that's not the point." I snapped.

"Obviously! Whatever it's fine. So what do we do now?" Damon asked obviously not hearing the I know and original but he's nice.

"We lie to Stefan and I have a perfect plan!" I exclaimed.

Ric and Damon looked at me and both said "What is it?" 

I smirked. "I've been keeping this in my back pocket the whole time but, to throw off Klaus why don't we undagger his siblings? And not tell Stefan."

Damon grinned but Alaric frowned. "But wouldn't that be putting ourselves at risk?"

I shook my head no. "Not at all Ric, because we're not the one's who daggered them and I'm pretty sure Elijah would help us with whatever we needed."

"How do you know Elijah?" Damon asked confused still not catching what I had said earlier.

I shrugged and said "I've actually known him for a while he's the most awesome original and I didn't think it would matter because Elijah doesn't really liked to be involved with Klaus."

Damon rolled his eyes. "It would be you who would be besties with an original."

"I would be with Klaus too probably if he wasn't so much of an asshole that you can't get past it." I snapped. I really wanted to be friends with someone who had dimples like Klaus. Even if I hate him his dimples are adorable.

"And that he tried to eat you." Alaric added.

"Not helping Ric." I hissed.

He chuckled. "Alright so we should probably go undagger the siblings before Stefan gives them to Klaus."

I smirked and opened my bag and took out the three daggers from the coffins. "How did you?" Damon shouted.

I shrugged. "I picked up Elena and had her do it then we left blood bags that were in my car and got out of there but not before I left a note for Elijah explaining everything that had happened."

"So you were going to do it anyway even if we didn't approve?" Damon asked flatly.

I nodded and said "Yep. So that's also the reason you beat me here."

Damon and Alaric rolled their eyes simultaneously. "Is Elena still in your car?" Alaric asked while pinching the bridge of his nose.

I grinned and said "Yep. She's just waiting for me to take her home so that I can go pick up Katherine. My favorite doppelganger."

Damon sighed then hugged me and whispered in my ear "We'll talk more later. Go pick up and drop off the dopplegangers. Be careful."

I nodded and pecked his cheek which he was surprised by. I was halfway out the door but I stuck my head back in and said "Toodles Ric! And I am manly!!"

Then I left with that and Damon's laugh following me.