Pokemon Universe

S1 Ep. 19 The Ramble Chapter

-Percy

Whoa! School's finally out thanks to well... Thanksgiving break! Yep! The time where school gives you something to be thankful for. (Who am I kidding, I love school.) Kaleb would be insulting me so much right now. Anyway, we never get to chat so here's some Percy rambles.

I suffer from a condition OCD (Overly Christmas Disorder.) I know we haven't even finished Thanksgiving yet, but I can't help my pika self! Well anyway, if you ever see me huddled in a corner with some Christmas lights and hot cocoa, you'll know why. (I guess you could say I'm a Christmasaholic!)

Sometimes I feel as if Kaleb doesn't like my puns. Hey bro! Don't hate appreciate! Kaleb is probably just jealous of my pika pun skills.

Percy tragedies:

I cannot whistle

I cannot snap my fingers

I cannot play any sport (except ping pong)

I cannot open the stupid pack of Ritz crackers.

But I can roll my r's so it's all good bro.

Percy Inventions that need to be pika real:

Ziplines with retractable claws

Cars with built in hot chocolate machines

I just found out that they started selling Senior Mints Hot Chocolate... (Oh goodness.) THEY also have Tootsie Wrap hot chocolate! Oh my goodness I'm dead! Why is there no Kat Kit hot cocoa yet?

Sometimes people say that I tend to live to the beat of my own drum. Others say I'm special. To those people, I have something to say...

Am I a special snowflake?

You ever wonder why it's called New Dice City? Well here's a history lesson for you. Long ago our pika ancestors (who were NOT Pikachus) came to this land and started a settlement because there was a giant square rock that had holes carved in it. It looked like a giant dice. Hence forth the name Dice Settlement. After charters and stuff, it became Dice City! Later in history some freak accident happened that ruined the whole city for tens of years. (I don't know what happened there. They don't have much accounts around that time. All we know is that eventually they rebuilt.) After the rebuilding, it was called New Dice City. (Because it was a new version of Dice City. Duhhhh.) I do wonder what kind of accident it was. Maybe everyone swallowed a case of glue at the same time. Did anarchy happen? Did the pikas ban together to destroy the city? Or did they just exaggerate a lot? Who knows?

I think Kaleb's mad at me for dumping water on him earlier. He was drinking a water bottle so I tipped it up and got it all over him. Oops.

Ever notice how we never have any songs for Thanksgiving? Halloween has a few and Christmas gets loads of stuff but poor pika Thanksgiving gets nothing. Wait a minute.

-Thankful for a Song- (A song by Percy Powers)

Thankful, for a song on Thanksgiving.

Thankful for a reason to be singing

Thankful for so much lyrics

And Thankful for so much spirit

Ohhhh Thanksgiving

We love the songs of thee

Thanksgiving is giving us a song

We are so thankful that thankful has a noise to sing

Let the sounds of thanksgiving....................RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

And let the thankful be thankful to sing