Pokemon Universe

S1 Ep. 6 Average Scarlet

-POV Kaleb West The Chatot

"WHY IS HE SO PERFECT!?" I shouted in anger.

"Who me?" Percy chimed in pointing to himself and fluttering his eyes.

"I don't have time for your silly charms Percy! I'm in rage mode!" I shouted.

"Well why are you in rage mode?" Ariel asked.

"It's because of this stupid Bidoof!" I complained.

"What's his name?" Percy asked.

"It's Bidoof! Why? I don't know, oh yeah, it's so he can be even more average than he already is!" I shouted back.

"You're raging at him because he's so average? That seems stupid," Ariel said.

"YOUR FACE IS STUPID!" I shouted.

"Classic Kaleb," Ariel said.

"YOUR FACE IS CLASSIC KALEB!"

"Really?" Ariel said as she rolled her eyes.

"YOUR FACE IS REALLY!"

"Ok Kaleb. Now this just sounds stupid," Percy said.

"YOUR FACE SOUNDS STUPID!"

"Aw. My feelings," Percy said.

"YOUR FACE IS AW MY FEELINGS!"

"Why do you keep doing that?" Ariel asked.

"I'M IN RAGE MODE!" I shouted as I storm out of Percy's house.

This Bidoof guy was aparently nominated for the most average guy in New Dice City, and get this, he lost! Making him even more average and less significant! How does he stay this average? Well I'm gonna find out. I brought Scarlet with me because she rules. Plus she's the only one of my friends who doesn't think this whole thing is stupid. We're gonna march into his home and scold him for being average. Am I a bad person for this? Meh. I'll leave that to fan speculation.

I was amazed. Bidoof's house was literally the same house you see in commercials. There was nothing special about it! It was so . . . AVERAGE! The house is a little white cottage. Everthing about the house felt plain. I marched up and pounded on the door repeatedly.

"You can stop now. I think he got the message we're here." Scarlet said while I continue to pound the door. The door slowly opened.

"Well hello friend. I wasn't expecting visitors, but I'm fine. Come on in guys," Bidoof said with a stupid grin across his face.

I muttered to myself, "I'm only your friend because having someone as awesome as me makes you less average."

Scarlet and I stepped inside. Well Scarlet floated in. She doesn't really have legs. She is a Munna after all. The inside was just as average as the outside. Nothing of interest. White wall, oak wood floors, and simple furniture made up the room. Bidoof walked over to an average grey couch with yellow throw pillows.

"Well have a seat visitors. I'll go get a cup of water for you guys," Bidoof said as he left the room. Water? How inconsiderate! We are his guest and the best drink he can give us is water? While I was disgusted about how normal the house was, Scarlet seemed to be admiring it. What's going on?

Bidoof came back out.

"Well here you go my friends," Bidoof said. I was about to grab a cup, but then my worst nightmare happened.

Scarlet jumped up, or floated up? I really don't know how to put that.

"I wanna be just like you Bidoof!" she announced.