She's Not Afraid

CHAPTER EIGHT: PRANK CALLS

CHAPTER EIGHT: PRANK CALLS

My weekend ended up as a total disaster.

So I decided to firmly stand my ground on having no interaction or whatsoever with One Direction for the rest of my life.

It’s all Niall’s fault… and to think that I made him my pet just because I thought that I could trust him a bit.

No more ‘Miss Nice Cher’ for this is war.

‘3,000 miles away…’ My ring tone sounded.

“Hello?” I answered my phone.

“Cher? This is Simon Cowell.” Simon?

I haven’t heard from him since he last congratulated me on my first album being a hit.

I wonder what he wants…                  

“Good to hear from you, what’s up?” I responded.

“I’m calling because I thought you might have something to share on my phone call interviews with pop stars and celebrities, are you up for it?” Well this one’s a rare opportunity.

“Sure, why not?” I began to sound more enthusiastic.

“Okay, my topic for this day is about ‘first kisses’ and so the question is, how did your first kiss happen and who was the lucky guy?” I was immediately dumbfounded with the question alone.

My first kiss was just a mere accident and I wasn’t very happy about it either so would he know that I’m actually telling the truth?

I think not.

“First kiss, huh? Well, I was in fifth grade, I think and I had a huge crush on this high school guy who plays in a band, let’s just say his name’s Craig and I was totally smitten by his coolness so one day, after school, I decided to confess my feelings to him and to just let it all out you know? I waited for him to get out of his classroom and just randomly grabbed him out of nowhere to say ‘I like you’ and right after that, he gave me a peck on the lips saying, ‘Thank you’ and then he said I was pretty cute and bold to just march right to him so yeah… my first kiss was quite okay.” I shared my experience to Simon via the phone.

“Lies!” He shouted on the other end.

“I don’t believe that that really happened, I want the truth, Lloyd!” Simon scolded.

What the hell?

That was pretty much a ‘believable’ made up story for me but why doesn’t he buy it?

Is he a lying detector or something?!

“Just kidding… here’s what really happened during my fifth grade, I got into a fight with this soccer snob who made fun of my drawings in art class and so I tried to give him a punch right in the gut but he tripped me in the process and so I landed hard on top of him in the floor with our lips smacking right into each other’s lips accidentally and that person happens to be… Louis Tomlinson of One Direction.” I confessed to him the whole truth.

Apparently, I have a lot of regrets in my life and my first kiss is clearly part of that list.

“Ha! So you’ve finally admitted it! It wasn’t that hard now, was it? I think that our first kiss wasn’t that bad at all… Cher-bear.” Simon’s voice suddenly changed into Louis’ high-pitched one.

Oh my God.

Another prank!

I just simply hate this guy for making my life more regrettable than it already is!

“Have you got nothing better to do, Tomlinson?! You are so---“

“Now, now, Cher, I might have lied about being Simon Cowell but do keep in mind that this is an ACTUAL phone call interview which is broadcasted live on the radio.”

Louis and his prank calls… Ugh.

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