BTS Jokes

Disclaimer

Me: So hey! I'm back. Well this time I am starting a BTS jokes book. And -.

Rap Mon: And be easy on her! She has Jr. Beta Club, and Art club. Her art club is working on a mural Right now so she can't updated to often. And she had no wifi at her house so... yeah.

Me: Rap Monster! I told you not to tell them that! Well now you know. No wifi! I am living in the stone age! *Cries*

V: Aww! Let Oppa make it better. *Hugs her*

Me: Thanks V but you aren't my Oppa. Sorry.

V: *cries*

Me: *shakes head* Anyways! If you want to request a joke just private message me or comment! I don't mind either way. And tell me 'BTS ...blah......blah....blah' (example- BTS As Girls) That joke is actually coming up soon! So yah! I will do my best to make your BTS dream come true!

Jin: I'm too fabulous to be in this book! And why isn't the cover pink? I told you it had to be pink!

Me: Ok Jin. I'll leave you out of the book and I said I may make the cover pink. Never said I would.

Jin: Wait! Okay, fine. I want to be in it. I'm sorry! But please make the cover pink!

Me: Maybe. Any one else want to say something before I say Goodbye?

Hoseok: I AM YOUR HOPE!!!!!! HOBI IS YOUR HOPE!!!!!

Suga: *gets woken up* Shut up! *Sleeps* Zzzzzzzzzzzz!

Jimin: I got jams!!!!!! 📻

Rap Mon: No! You don't.

Jimin: *cries*

Jungkook: I am a MAN! *Flexes his 'muscules'

Jin: Jungkookie! I have your strawberry milk!

Jungkook: Ooooh! *Takes milk and sips it out of a sippy cup*  Thank you Mommy! But I am still a man.

Everyone: *facepalm*

Me: Okay. So now that everyone has said something! I guess this is goodbye! Please read, vote and comment! Ily! ARMYs 4 life!

Rap Mon: Bye! I love you and I am your Oppa!*Talking to me*

Me: Wait what?!?

Rap Mon: Nothing! You already said goodbye. Bye!

Me: °£° ??????