Over you..... keke😏
Rap Monster: You have jams, gurrrl. Why don't we make some more jams? If you know what I mean. *Wink,wink*
You: Uhhh. I-
Jin: Shhhh. *Puts finger on your lips* You are too fabulous to talk to him. Talk to your Oppa.
You: Ummm. I don't know about tha-.
Rap Monster: Excuse me. You are not her Oppa. I am. Ain't I, babe? *Puts arm around you*
You: Uhhh. 😶 *So confused*
Jimin: I maybe short but I got abs. And I know you want them. *Points to you*
Jungkook: Did y'all hear anything? I think I did but I don't know where it came from. Whatever. *Looks at you* Oh, hello. I am Kookie but you can call me Daddy. Why don't we go drink some chocolate milk in my room?
Jin: *flipping out* JUNGKOOK!!!!!! GO TO YOUR ROOM AND NEVER SPEAK TO YOUR FUTURE MOTHER THAT WAY AGAIN! Oh, yeah and NO CHOCOLATE MILK FOR THREE WEEKS!!!!!
Jungkook: *cries* But mommy. 😭
Jin: *death glare*
Jungkook: Yes Ma'am.
Jin: So where were we. Oh right. We were about to go and tap your source.
You: Uhhhhh.
Taehyung: *jumps out scaring you* Bwi wanna make fantastic babies with you.
You: *tries to run away but gets cornered in the process* 😓
Rap Monster: *pushes the rest away* Get tf away from her.
Jimin: No! She is Mine!!! *Tries to punch Rap Monster but ends up tapping him* Dang it!
Rap Monster/ Jin/ V: JIMIN GET OUT OF HERE! YOU HAVE NO JAMS!!!!!!!
Jimin: *runs away crying*
V: Now that he is fine where were we. Oh yeah, she is mine!!!!!!!! *Grabs your arm but instead grabs Jin's*
Jin: *flips out and slaps him with a random white glove* Don't touch me you....you maniac! *Faints*
You: *as they fight you run away* *out the door* Whew! Those people cray.
Meanwhile
Rap Monster: *touches V*
V:*faints*
Rap Monster: Haha. So (Name) I guess your mine. *Turns around an doesn't see you* * realization* Dang it.
Meanwhile
You: *in bed with Suga* haha!
Suga: Ikr!
A/N: I am so sorry for whatever the heck this is. I was bored so I started listening to BTS and I remembered I need to update so here it is. I think I kinda went random with it. Sorry
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BTS Jokes
HumorI got bored so I decided to start this book! So yay! If you want you can request one. Do it through private message and comment I don't really mind either way. So just say 'BTS .blah...blah....blah.' for example BTS as Girls. I'll do my best to make...
