Jin: *sees Suga rip his new pink shirt*
Suga: Sorry, hyung.
Expectant Jin: It's okay. I'll just buy another one.
Reality Jin: THAT WAS FREAKING LIMITED ADDITION SALMON PINK WITH ALPACA PINK FUR! I WILL TERMINATE YOU! *Terminates Suga*
Suga: *pile of rubbish* *cough* I said sorry.
Jin: *death glare*
Expectant Rap Mon:*only breaks small things* Aww! My bad!
Reality Rap Mon: *breaks everything* I am so sorry! I am a monster!
Expectant Jimin:
Suga: Where's Jimin?
Jimin: Right here.
Suga: Oh. Hey.
Reality Jimin:
Suga: Where's Jimin?
Jimin: *so tiny no one can hear him* Right here.
Rap Mon: No idea. *Response to Suga*
Expectant J-Hope: I am too old for horses. *Throws away all My Little Pony action figures*
Reality J-Hope: I love you, Pinky Pie. *Plays with his 'action figures' but in reality they are baby toys*
BTS: WTF! -_-
Expectant Suga: *sleeps sometimes* I have work to do.
Reality Suga: *sleeps every second of everyday* Zzzzzzzzzzzz!
Expectant V: *buys a moderate amount of toilet paper* Ooooh. Triple ply. Don't mind if I do.
Reality V: *buys all of the toilet paper in the store* Baekhyun Oppa will be pleased. *Teleports back to his planet*
Baekhyun: Good work. Now go back and get more of this holy substance.
Expectant Jungkook: *looks fourteen* I am eighteen! Not fourteen.
Reality Jungkook: *looks like a baby* I am eighteen! Put me down.
Jin: *swaddling Jungkook in a blanket* Aww! Some one is getting cranky. I think you need a nap.
Jungkook:=_=
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BTS Jokes
HumorI got bored so I decided to start this book! So yay! If you want you can request one. Do it through private message and comment I don't really mind either way. So just say 'BTS .blah...blah....blah.' for example BTS as Girls. I'll do my best to make...
