BTS Jokes

BTS As Girls

Jin: *wears an overly needed amount of pink* This is nothing new! I wear more pink than this on a regular basis.
BTS: * facepalm*

Rap Mon: OMG! It finally fits. *His wedding dress fits him* Now, I can get married to Jin. *Basic girl squeal.*
Jin: o_o No. Just no.
Rap Mon: =_= Wth? *Cries*

Jimin: I'm a girl? Yah. *Looks down his shirt* * perverted mind* Oh, yeah!
Me: Jimin! You got no jams!
Rap Mon: I like her.
Jimin: *cries*
Me: I like you, too.
Rap Mon: *blushes*
V: Bwi, like you too.
Me/Rap Mon: ^o^
V: ???

J-Hope: Now, it is okay for me to like My Little Pony! *Get dollhouse and puts all of the ponies into it.*
Me: Um?
Suga: We know. We know.
Everyone: *facepalm*

Suga: *dances to touch ma body* touch ma body!
J-Hope: * tries to join in* touch ma body! *Sings off key*
Suga: *stops dancing* *stops the music.* No. Hoseok get out!
J-Hope: Aww!

V: *doesn't know what panties are puts them on his head* I like this hat. * doesn't know what a bra is, eats it* This no taste good.
*Walks out the house like that*
Random Lady: Wth?????
V: Thank you!!!!!!
*Back at home*
Me: You just let him walk out like that???
Jin: Yeah! Why not?
Me: He had underwear on his head!
Jin: Oh, well.
Me: -_-

Jungkook: Mommy! I want chocolate milk! *Whines*
Jin: No. You are a girl. You get strawberry milk!
Jungkook: *cries* I want chocolate milk!
Jin: Well, too bad. *Hands Kookie the milk*
Jungkook: *mumbles* I don't like you.
Jin: * death glare* What was that?
Jungkook: *sweats* Nothing.
Jin: That is what I thought.