Jin:*that granny that always bakes and gives the grandkids sweets* Come 'ere little wipper snappers. Granny has got some sweets for you.
Grandkids: Yay! *Eats food and gets fat*
Jin: *becomes the evil witch from Hansel and Gretel* *mumbles* Soon kiddies you will be fat enough for my pie. *Laughs evilly*
Kids: WTF?!?!?
Suga:*the lazy azz grandpa who sleeps all day*
Kids: Is he dead?
Suga:Zzzzzzzzzz!
Kids: Awwww! We thought he was dead.
Suga: *wakes up* -_-
Rap Monster: *clumsy Grandpa that breaks everything*
Grandkid: Grandpa! *Runs and hugs him*
Rap Monster: *hugs him*
Kid: *breaks in half* Fvck you! *Dies* x_x
Rap Monster: I didn't do it!(；´Д｀)
J-Hope: *that grandpa who always is happy* You know I was a horse once?
Kid: No you weren't.
J-Hope: Oh yes I was. *Jumps around.* Nagh!!!!!!! *Breaks hip*
Kid: I told you so.
J-Hope: Whatever. *Continues acting like a horse*
Jimin: *that granpa who always argues with the grandkids no matter what (just like mine)* No you send a text like this. *Presses random button*
Kid: No, Grandpa don't press that button. *Too late*
Phone:You just erased all of the memory. *Talks*
Jimin: See what you did kid!
Kid: (ー_ー)
V: *that granpa that tells random stories about his life that in reality didnt happen* In the civil war on the Planet Jacjdjdsk, I single handedly invented the double legged vision heat seeking sniper.
Kids:???
V: *Babbles on and on about random crap that didn't happen*
Jungkook: *that grandpa who thinks he's still young and cool* Look at this! *Tries to do a skateboard trick* *falls and breaks his leg*
Kid: You're too old to do that.
Jungkook: I am still the Golden Maknea!
I am so sorry for whatever the heck this is. My brain is on over load right now. School is so stressful. Soccer, President of Beta Club, Art Club and reach scholarship things are running me over the edge. I really gotta balence my life out. Eh I'll do it later. So whats with y'all? What's good? Well i am going to take a nap now. Bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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