Jin: Urg! I can't SLEEP! *Whines* * Looks out window see a shadow* Ahhh! SOMEONE IS OUTSIDE MY WINDOW! *Actually a tree branch*
BTS: SHUT UP, JIN!
Jin: 😯😨
Rap Mon: The sky's away so I'm awake! *Imitates Frozen* *walks into Suga's room* Do you wanna build a snowman? Come on let's go and play. *Singing*
Suga: *wakes up* *realizes Rap Mon woke him up with his singing* Wake me up one more time and I will skin you alive. Hear me?
Rap Mon: Yes Ma'am. *Runs away like a beat puppy*
Suga: *nods* That's what I thought. *Sleeps* Zzzzzzzzzzzz!
Jimin: *in Rap Monster's room* Jimin got jams *trying to get him to say that he has Jams*
Rap Mon: Jimin got no jams.
Jimin: No. Rap Monster got no jams cause Jimin took them.
Rap Mon: *wakes up* *takes the jams* Jimin. You still got no jams.
Jimin: *goes back to his room crying* Why cruel world?
J-Hope: Sooooooooo tired! What about you, Twilight Sparkle?*talks to himself* Of course. We can fly over the rainbow! *Starts galloping around his room* HOBI IS YOUR HOPE!!!!!
BTS: o_O ........
Suga: Can't sleep? Pfft! I can always sleep. *Sleeps* Zzzzzzzzzzzz.
Everyone: He is so swaeg.
Suga: *wakes up* I know. *Goes back to sleep* Zzzzzzzzzzzz.
V: Bwi can't sleep. *Teleports to home planet to eat chocolate and cuddle with toilet paper*
Baekhyun: V! Go home and sleep!
V: Okay. *Teleports home* Bwi, still can't sleep. *Looks at time, 3:00* *Cooks a four course meal* Done! Hyungs! Get in here! I made breakfast!
BTS: It's 3:30! Go to sleep.
V: But Bwi can't.
Jungkook: Mommy! Kookie no can sleep.
Jin: Kookie. Just please try to go to sleep.
Jungkook: No! Kookie want strawberry milk! Now!
Jin: NO! KOOKIE! NOW, GO TO SLEEP! *Steam comes out of ears*
Jungkook: *Scared for his life* Yes, Ma'am.
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BTS Jokes
HumorI got bored so I decided to start this book! So yay! If you want you can request one. Do it through private message and comment I don't really mind either way. So just say 'BTS .blah...blah....blah.' for example BTS as Girls. I'll do my best to make...
