Jin: *going up in tube* CENA!!!!! YOU GET BACK HERE!!! I TOKD YOU MY SUIT HAD TO BE PINK!!!!!!!!!!! PINK!!!!!!
Announcer: Are you done?
Jin: No. PINK!!!!!!! PINKKKKKKKK!!! *composes himself* Now I am done.
Announcer: Thank you. Now, welcome to the 76th annual Hunger Games. May The Odds Ever Be in The Favor. The games will begin in 3..... 2......1...... go!
Jin: Wait we are supposed to go.... out there? *Cringing*
Everyone: * facepalm*
Rap Mon: *uses genius skills to paint himself to blend into the trees and ground* Haha. No one will find me now.
Guy: *steps on Rap Mon* Hey. Why is this ground squishy?
Rap Mon: *touches guy*
Guy: * dies instantly*
Rap Mon:Haha that's what you get. *Sits up*
Other guy: *shoots arrow*
Rap Mon: Wow. I am so smart. *Dies*
Jimin: Haha. For once my shortness has come in handy.
Guy: *steps on Jimin*
Jimin: fvck you. *Dies*
J-Hope: *talks to other competitors* I AM YOUR HOPE.
Announcer: 1 go.
Guy: *shoots J-Hope with arrow*
J-Hope: I will not be your hope betch. *Dies*
V: Bwi. No like. *Teleports home*
Jin: Weren't you supposed to be in the Hunger Games today?
V: Bwi said Bwi no like!! *Throws toilet paper at Jin while eating chocolate*
Jin: Okay?
Jungkook: *hides in tree* Mommy.
Jin: *talking to V* Okay? *Kookie senses tingling* My Kookie senses are tingling. *Runs to Kookie*
Jungkook: Mommy. I don't like the Hunger Games. I thought I would get food not have to survive out here.
Jin: You are an idiot. Let's go. *Slides down tree with Kookie in his arms* *steps on Rap Monster's lifeless body* Oh, Namjoon don't forget tonight is your night to cook dinner.
Rap Monster: *comes back to life* Okay, hon.
Jin: Don't call me hon. Now go back to being dead.
Rap Monster: *cries*
Suga: *sleeps in tree*
Announcer: And the winner of the 76th annual Hunger Games is Suga.
Suga: *wakes up* Huh? I won. Oh, cool. *Sleeps again*
Everyone: He is so swaeg.
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