BTS As Five Years Old

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Jin: I don't care. I am still the oldest. *Flips hair.*

Suga: *sees three dollar chain* Swaeg. *Goes and buys it*

Rap Monster: *walks in mall see converse* Mommy I want converse.
Mom: Okay what color?
Rap monster: *sees red* RED!

J-hope: *stands on top of the slide and yells at the the kids.* I am your hope! HOBI IS YOUR HOPE!
Kids: What is he talking about?
J-hope: *continues babbling*

Jimin:*stills hits in every girl imaginable* Hey girl~
Girl: Hi~
Jimin:Wanna go out sometime?
Girl: sorry no..
Jimin: Aw. Okay. *Finds other girl and the cycle repeats over and over again.*

V: *teaches kids on playground secret alien language* Okay repeat after me. Sidbdjskqdj go dkwknxfnsnamzjc
Kids: Sidbdjskqdj go dkwknxfnsnamzjc
V: That means: Toilet paper is the holy substance. *Flies away farting rainbows"

Jungkook: *still a fucking fetus* *I think that explains itself.*

Wassup. So it is 6:20 in the morning and I really shouldn't be up but I thought of this book and hey I need to update. So merry Christmas I updated. I hope y'all enjoyed it. I am really surprised this book has gotten 371 reads and 26 votes. Thank y'all so much for the support. Also I have noticed almost every time I go to check my notifications someone has added this book to their read list. Thank youuuuuu Sooooooooo much for that. Wow. I am so happy. Well I guess I should shut up and start working on the next chapter. Bye my lovelies! I love y'all.❤(ӦvӦ。)

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