BTS Jokes

BTS Last Words

Jin: I will..... Always be.... More Fabulous.... Than all of you..... *Dies*
Everyone else: I ain't gonna miss him.
Jin: *comes back to life* Bitch. Say what?

Suga: it's my time. Goodbye. *Closes eyes*
J-hope: Nooooooooo Oooooo Oooooo Oooooo!!!!!!!!!!
Suga: *opened eyes* Shut up I was trying to sleep.

Rap Monster: *laying in the floor because he broke the bed* why? *Accidentally touch saline drip bag and it breaks* I am done yo. *Touches his chest and dies dramatically like a diva.*

J-hope: *says goodbye to his my little pony toys rather than his band mates.* Okay now Twilight. You are going to be the one to carry on my hope legacy. Spread hope to all the children of the world.
BTS: Wow. Just wow. I am offended.

Jimin: *no on came* some. friends you all are. It's not like I am dying or anything though. *Looks at screen as it flat lines* with my luck. *Dies alone*

V: *can't die he is immortal* haha bitches please da fuck out yo.

Jungkook: *in room with Jimin* Jimin.... You have always been..... That one person in the band that.... *Closes eyes*
Jimin: NO! KOOKIE WAS FINALLY GOING TO ADMIT HIS FEELINGS FOF ME! KFDJ V SLAJDJDJSSNX!!
Jungkook: *opened eyes and slaps him* Bitch. I wasn't about to admit my feelings. I was gonna say you have always been my least favorite in the band. *Dies*.
Jimin: *cries a river*

Man two updates wow.... Well now it is 6:39 am. Got to wake up in 11 Minutes and get ready for school. Let's see if I can do another chapter.
Omg. I just remembered. For those of you who don't know my boyfriend is the Chinese foreign exchange student Sooooooooo my "brother" as I call him told me it's time to tell him I love him........ Should I really do it? Idk......... Maybe I'll do it this morning...... Maybe I won't........ Idk........ I am gonna shut up now. Bye lovelies....😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂