Jin: /Eternal Beauty/ *goes around spread makeup and beauty products to people he thinks are ugly* Ah. She will be happy to see this.*sets basket of makeup beside girl's bed*
Girl: *morning wakes up* *sees the basket* I always new he thought I was ugly. (-_-;)Suga: /Sleep Executor/ *goes around blowing in people's faces to make the go to sleep forever* You need more sleep. *Blows* Oh yeah, you too. *Blows in everyone's faces* I am done. *Sleeps* Zzzzzzzzzzzz!
Rap Monster: /Destructo Man/ *goes around killing people he doesn't like* *more of a super villain* Oh you need to die. *Touches person and person dies*
Random Man: *looks at 'Destructo Man'*
Rap Monster: You just looked at me. You gonna die! *Touches man*
Random Man: Betch *dies*J-Hope: /Hope Spreader/ *goes across world spreading hope to all the children in the world as they sleep* I am HOBI! I am your HOPE!
Children: YAY!!!!!!!!! We love you!
J-Hope: Now, go to sleep little ones and I will spread hope to you.
Adult: No you won't. Your not a super hero! *Secretly jealous*
J-Hope: Fine. Betch, no hope for you.Jimin: /Jams Boy/ *spreads jams to all who are jamless* Here are some jams, little boy.
Little Boy: *looks exactly like Rap Monster* Jimin, you got no jams!
Rap Monster: I like this boy. What's your name? *Continues conversation with boy*
Jimin: *cries*V: /Toilet Paper/ *can turn anything he touches into chocolate* /Nothing else needs to be said/
Jungkook:/Golden Maknae/ *can turn everything gold* *touches Suga's three dollar chain* *turns solid gold*
Suga: Yea, bruh! Swaeg! *Puts on three dollar chain*
Jungkook: I. AM. AWESOME!Hey guys! I am back. Sorry for the long wait I have had like zero inspiration for this book lately. But whatever I am back soooooo. Yeah. Hey. Check out my new books Boys Just Don't Wanna Die(Jungkook Fanfiction), My Awesome-scratch that- Crazy Life, and The Boy From No Where?(Rap Monster Fanfiction). Also check out LittleDebbie03's new book The Past. And Picci_Picci's Let in and My Life(and it's a mess).
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