mornins
jim-bob. (eW jk)
you wake up first usually, unless he gets called at like 5 am, but ahem
you wake up in all your drolly and messy beauty and go to wee.
idk do ur shit.
then make breakfast and coffee in ur sexy morning mom posture making eggs. (mmm oR paNCakesSs)
and the smell of the coffee wakes him up and his voice is the SLEEPY AND EYES THE DREAMY O GOD!2!!
and ThE mESY hair.
Jim does his shit and you bask in his morning sexiness, fresh outta the bathroom. and you feed him and talk about how you slept and dreams and drink loads of coffee, then the hurry of work happens.pengoo:
Most nights oswald dosnt really.. sleep. so hes always up early laying in bed next to you, watching u sleep.
as creepy as it sounds its not, you open ur eyes and oswald in buried under thick blankets wrapped like a burrito, ( u tuck him in, its adorable whatever) and his eyes just stuck out and it looks hilarious. and you usually wake giggling. then you'll exchange
good mornings and hell ask you what you were dreaming about.
you have this like morning story telling tradition.e.nygma
Ed always wake up first, always.
and he cooks a grand breakfast for you in bed, then goes to your lumpy sleepy mess of a body.
and lays next to you and moves the hair out of your face, admiring how cute and sleepy you looked....asleep.
"YN..." and youd make that noise, that morning velociraptor no noise, hed smile and lean closer to your face planting sweet little face kissies along your cheeks and nose and whisper "wake up sleepyhead,,,i made you breakfast" and youd just wake the fuck up like ☆〜
(ゝ。∂)omg for me!?¿?? u shouldnt have!1! HaaHa !
and thank him gracfully with kissies and hugs and goodmornings. and hed still be in his pjs and the cute morniNig CUrlY mesS IM swEating!1!
then hed leave for a second and return into the room with a trey of a full gosh darn meal, (im trying to stop fucking swearing) whatever you love the most for breakfast he memorized even exactly how its made. and jesus it was perfectly made.
and mouth watering. god im sweating just writing about it.
after you eat you get ready for the day and you both do your daily morning shit together.. ya know? and you'd tie his ties,
and head to the horrid GCPD.Victor:
most mornings victor leaves before you wake up but on the special occasions you'd wake up early and lay next to him watching how peaceful he looked asleep and you'd play with his hand and kiss his fingers and just watch him.
"stop watching me" hed mumble without even having to open his eyes, he can feel eyes on him after years of mob work. like a 6th sense man.
"you looked so cute" you whispered humorously.
"dont call me tHAT"
"what? cute? awh cutie pie lil cutie baby vicky" youd tease him giggling cuddling closer to him,
"i aM nOT CUTE" and you laugh loudly at the embarrassed serial murderer.Jerome:
Both you and Jerome sleep most of the day and stay up late, your usual wake up time is 2 pm, and lay in bed talking about how sleepy you are for about half an hour. Jerome cuddles his face in the crook of your neck in your hair trying to shield the bright lights of the afternoon from his eyes. as the curtain is constantly ripped open by one of the angry Galavans. You then eat breakfast, at 3 pm.
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Humorits romance but just not romantic. WARNING I SWEAR ALOT SO IF YOUR a pussy byye i also know nothing about romance so stick with me here (first story lolz) im very new to this these are the incredible dank and are not really cute i gues cringe so li...