HAHAHAHAH I SEARCHED UP " smelling boyfriend stock photos" because i haVE NO PHOTOS AND I FOUND THIS AND I WANTED U ALL TO SEE HAHAHAHAHAHA
i found it hilarious.
how they stank
james
he smells like after shave, and cologne, cheesy cologne, like 'manly man' cologne that kinda arouses you when you walk past him or he walks past you and you get that dank sniff.
he also smells like papers and gunpowder, with the faint trace of coffee, probably from accidentally spilling it on himself.
its so comforting, that once you hug him you dont wanna let go, you hooked like a crackwhore man.
ozzy:
expensive cologne, that he wears to show that he is superior to be bitches around him, it smells incredibly INCREDIBLY STRONG.
but the smell of lilies and how it smells after it rains just barley masks it, (if u live in the desert im sorry)
but its heAVENLY he smells like gOthAam if gotham was a smell.
expensive cologne, cold moist rainy nights, ya dig? mMmMmmMm
victor:
leather, (kink) smoke, and blood, and with the mob leaders hes always around he smells like cigarettes and cigars. sometimes flowers, and hand soap,
the shitty ones like that stupid irish spring one thats kinda tangy,
he is always getting into trouble, getting his fingers messy, so fucking often you dont even notice that your apartment smells like a morgue.
so much so you tried to buy him perfumes and cologne, but he never used them,never even opened them just used that same tangy soap.
edward:
very cleanly cleanly man. he ALWAYS smells like a god,
old books, (mMMm im moist)
coffee, clean clothes,( shout of to his detergent) suger spice and everything nice.
and just a smidge of dead things and formaldehyde, all wrapped into one its so appealing to you, if he was a perfume you would make thousands.
iN THE hugs you are like completely engulfed in his arms and its warm and he smells good and jesus.
jerome
hair pomade, gunpowder, for some reason cinnamon. and his personal touch of blood.
because he does so much frantic shit in a day, hopping all over the city fucking shit up, he smells like grime and violence, with just a dash of sexy.
HAAHAHAHAHHA alot of dash
and i right mf?¿?
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dank gotham preferences!
Humorits romance but just not romantic. WARNING I SWEAR ALOT SO IF YOUR a pussy byye i also know nothing about romance so stick with me here (first story lolz) im very new to this these are the incredible dank and are not really cute i gues cringe so li...
