the shit you steal from him:
jim: his shirts, his badge, *cough* his gun.
he loves it when you wear his shirts, especially when you wake him up and your cooking breakfast wearing it, only it ;) thats the first thing he sees, it brings a proud smile to hhis face.
or if you're home alone and get paranoid, being Jim Gordon's mate has perks and so much faults so you have a gun constantly without him knowing,
this causing him to nearly die a couple times so he just bought you your very own, for christmas <3
oswald: (my sister said money)
his canes, and you tend to walk around with his cane, or beat people with it, your choice.
or when it rain rains he cant seem to find his beloved umbrella, only to see you holding it standing in the rain you even gotten similar sewn in umbrella patterns on your clothing,
does that count lmfao
and his credit cards
edward:
you would tease him by stealing his glasses and mocking his voice and posture, also his books, and sweaters because you love the smell of coffee and the faint trace of blood, it makes you feel warm, wearing his sweaters is like wearing one of his hugs.
Ed doesn't really mind he understands thats how people show other people they have a significant other. by wearing a article of there clothes. plus he thinks they look better on you, the sleeves are long giving you the sleeve paws which are adorable.
victor:
"no touchy my stuff or ur gonna lose a finger" says you both.
ONCE, you stole on of his coats for a cold walk, later at the store you reached into the pockets and pulled out a decapitated finger you didnt know was there.
that was the last time you borrowed his coats.
jerome:
you'd take his jackets and sweaters so fucking often, hed either start wearing yours or start burning yours. he didnt admit it out loud every but he really likes it when you wear something of his, it showed people you were his, and you wanted to be his, people would immediately know,"oh fuck thats HIS squeeze, jesus" then run in panic. (iwouldtourprobsscary)
and he dug that.
bOnuS:
bruce. ze bat cape.
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Humorits romance but just not romantic. WARNING I SWEAR ALOT SO IF YOUR a pussy byye i also know nothing about romance so stick with me here (first story lolz) im very new to this these are the incredible dank and are not really cute i gues cringe so li...
