i puked this out while bored in hell
james:
stress eating man just want potatoes and coffee at home.
and dry ribs of the plenty, with a little radio jazz music.
even though its just a stay in dinner you like to dress up real fancy to sexually frustrate the other.
its sweet..
oswald:
off to show surrounding people who the the hottest birds in gotham are.
he would either have it on the hUGE grand dinning table or at a 666 star restaurant. both would probs spend 20 minutes complementing one another.
edward:
would either make a "grandma's love" tasting dinner at home with candles and fucking origami folded napkins. or razzle dazzle you with break and entry, and stealing museum artifacts. not real inbetween.
victor:
take-out, on building fire escapes and lots of making out.
if its Thursday grave robbing.
Jerome:
it usually starts of pretty cheesy with red candles and gifts, sweet talk.
in a old grimy Italian joint run by a business partner, in the pits of gotham. which usually gets the motor purring enough to go fornicate in the bathroom and than you get bored.
*blows up bank.*
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Humorits romance but just not romantic. WARNING I SWEAR ALOT SO IF YOUR a pussy byye i also know nothing about romance so stick with me here (first story lolz) im very new to this these are the incredible dank and are not really cute i gues cringe so li...
