dank gotham preferences!

how u meet ur love

oh ya just a heads up if my spelling and grammar suck its cuz i dont care for autocorrect and i did this on my phone and
idc. 
i only got the main hoes cuz
i am lazy

jimmy👮🏼 🚓🔫 ugh i h8 emojis
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You walked up the walk way to the GCPD for your first day.
you just got hired in records and you were new to Gotham so you were nervous and lost.
you walked through the door and immediately noticed the heavy commotion in the building.
"this busy in the morning?,jesus this city must be crazy" you whispered to yourself. police officers hurried and huddled around the building hurling criminals, just pacing, holding folders police things idk ect ect. you looked for a place where you should go to inform them your here. you walked around cautiously trying not to get crushed or ran over in the busy area. you failed. you turned around only to be slammed into by a man in a (stingey) fedora then practically was hurled off him and catapulted face first unto the floor 
"jESUS LADY WATCH WHERE YOUR GOING" he practically yelled at you you opened your eyes looking straight up realization hit you and you noticed you were on the ground with two men looking down at you, One holding a coffee and a muffin, chewing watching you, no remorse
you assumed he was the one you slammed into from the hat
the other just look concerned "here let me help you up miss " he said grabbing you arm and hurling you off the floor
"no I'm so sorry I didn't see where I was going im extremely new here" you apologized
"uuhhhh I need help I'm here on my first day, can you help me find the records room" you asked
"oh I will sure it's not that far" the one who helped you up said
"go on Jim I'm gonna go finish my muffin you know where to find me"
the fedora head said
you were led by the man into the room you mentally fist bumped yourself for scoring a cute guy to help you
"I'm yn by the way" you introduced yourself taking his hand for a shake
"James Gordon"
you bowed
"well if you need files or anything Gordon or just a talk I'm just down the hall" you said
"will keep it in mind have a good day"
he said walking away, you watched his booty as he left. noticed the older man nudging the younger in the rib talking into his ear, seemingly teasing him. again your eyes went to the booty.

pingu 🐧🔪☔️
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your heels clicked as you walked up behind the curtain on the stage. you came to audition for singing at fishs place, you severly needing a job to help your habit of shopping and eating expensively. you werent a prud rich cunt though.
you just liked gifts. ( if u want a depressing backstory fine go for it idc)
you were extremely nervous and you stood and watched fishs reaction the entire time, noticing she always looked unamused or like she's judging everyone, in a scary mom way. which scared you
your eyes wandered to the man standing beside her
pouring her drinks, fanning, adding ice
like a lil henchmman. he reminded you of a penguin
you decided you shouldn't call him that if you were to meet him
you wouldn't wanna get shanked on your audition you won't even be able to make it to you first day.
the former girl finished her song and bowed,
walking off stage towards you
purposly bumping into your shoulder, and made that bitch "hmp" noise you glared right into her eyes and whispered bitch behind her back and walked forward,
unto the stage. the bright lights made your jewelry and dress sparkle, you weren't sure about how to dress but you wanted to make a good impression. you walked on stage.
"hello darling, what's your name" fish asked, to you she sounded so motherly and soft but slick. and bitchy,(in a good way bless her)
"yn" , "yn LN" You replied,
"do you think your ready to work here ?" she asked again
"yes ma'me" you nodded
"please dear just call me, miss mooney" you said looking at you
you slightly blushed "ok, yes miss moony" you added
"ok do show darling i look forward to hearing you" she told you and nodded
you took a step back and took a breath, ok let's get this show on the road
(you sang too good by troye sivan shhh shut up i know its fuckin basic but fight me and fuk u)
it was the right amount of dark and romantic (not really) that you thought suited the bar. and maybe Gotham tbh
you watched their reactions the entire time. in hopes that theyll like it
fish looked amused she had her eye closed listening to the music and her fingers twirled and danced with the song. which you hoped meant you were doing good.
you eye wandered to the man
his eyes were wide she looked shocked but pleased
his agape mouth slowly curved into a smile as he watched you.
you finished and you heard clapping. you looked to see the male clapping smiling at you. you bowed slightly.
"amazing darling, we'll get back to you if your hired," she said to you from her seat
you nodded and walked to the side
you stood in the backstage I front of a mirror
staring at yourself
did I do good?
we're they just being sarcastic?
suddenly you saw the man in the mirror behind you which fuckin scared you
you jumped "oh sweet Jesus!" you shreked, then started giggling "sorry you scared me" you giggled looking down,he watched giggle with a smile on his face "my sincere apologies m'am" he apologized laughing a little "I just came to get your number" he told you, you stopped giggling and got a piece of paper and wrote your number down, you checked it twice and handed it to the man "I'm yn by the way" you introduced  doing a little bow, "yes i remember you, and let me tell you that you were amazing, i hope you get the job" he complimented. you blushed slightly " thank u" you looked down shy "oh yes forgive my name is oswald cobblepot" he retorted and handed out his hand for you to shake, you did. "pleasent to meet you mr. cobblepot" you said.
"well i better give this to miss moony" he said and began you walk away "you know your the only one i was told to come get your number" he added making one last glance and you and walked away
you hoped you got this job cuz that dude was nice.