"Kiiiiiiiiiiid!" You yelled
"Yes, y/- oh my god what happened to you!" He said disgusted
"I'm sick, hold me."
"I am not going to get sick."
"I'm not contagious, that and it's a human virus."
"Still, I'm not going to get bodily fluids all over me."
"Please! I'm s-so c-c-cold."
"You have five blankets."
You sneezed
"Remind me to wash those when you are done."
Lord death appeared in a mirror.
"Kid, I have a miss- oh, is that y/n, hi y/n what's up?"
"I'm sick and your son won't hold me!"
"Oh, that won't do. Kid, a gentleman has to comfort his girlfriend when she is sick."
"She's not my girlfriend!" Kid snapped
"Sure I'm not." You said sarcastically
"That's my cue to leave, bye bye! Have fun! Get better soon!"
"Listen, y/n, we can't date until we've known each other for exactly eight years, then I will propose after another eight years, then the wedding will be eight months later, after another eight months we will conceive a child, then you will be pregnant for eight months."
"Um, kid, that's not how childbirth works..." You said, scared for your future children
"We'll rush the pregnancy." He said calmly
"Will you hold me now?"
"No!"
"If you don't, I'll rearrange your cabinet."
"Ok, ok! I'll do it! Just don't rearrange everything again! I still have nightmares about last time!" He said, absolutely terrified
"I should've threatened you a long time ago."
(A/n I'm sick! Since I'm suffering, I'm taking you guys down with me! I'm writing stupid one shots on all of my works! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!! The power has corrupted me!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!)
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Soul eater x neko reader
Fanfiction(y/n) is a very "interesting person" not only is she a weapon but she is a miester as well, but that's not all she also has cat ears and a tail. Read about (y/n) and her best friend Niku as the go in missions and adventures with their new friends at...
