Connie: Hey Steven
Steven: Hi Connie! Whatcha reading?
Connie: oh, books about basic anatomy.
Steven: Anatomy? Sounds cool! Can u teach me?
Connie: oh, sure!
~after 1 hour~
Steven: Guys! It's time to sing the opening theme song!
Crystal Gems: Yes Steven!
Steven: I have made a few...twists, to make it more accurate! (Hands scripts to gems)
Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl: Huh? What's this?
Steven: Dont worry, just go with the flow!
((they start singing....))
Gems: We, are the Crystal Gems. We'll always save the day!
Steven: And if u think we can't,
Gems: We'll always find a way!
Garnet: That's why the people,
Gems: Of this world...
Garnet: Believe in,
(Steven: *shouts in the background* Remeber guys!)
Garnet: *thumbs up* Garhead,
Amethyst: Armethyst,
Pearl: And... leg?
Steven: And torso!
Creg: Oh boy.... *strikes guitar*
YOU ARE READING
The Pun, The Meme, and The Crack Book
RandomThis is a Crackbook. Welcome to the World of Memes (milk) and 'Crack'ers. Yes, I'll be posting wierd stuff in here. No, I won't be posting any ((overly)) intimate stuff. RATED PG GUYS. ONLY 11+Yrs. peeps can enter. Requests r open as always! Pm me...
