Rap Monster, Jin, Jimin and Jungkook have arrived.
D.O, Chanyeol, Sehun and Chen have also arrived.
Me: OH MAH GOD
Me: HAI
Rap Monster: WHADDUP *In korean. Idk korean ok*
Me: *cough* I mean. Hi. (Hehehehe)
Chanyeol: So, we're supposed to give away puns?
Me: Yep (dying)
D.O.: okay, here you go!
Me: sit down first!
*Rap Monster sits beside D.O.*
Me: WAIT!
RM: what?
Me: DONT SIT NEAR EACH OTHER!
D.O.: Why? *innocent cutie*
Me: THIS IS WHY *Plays a tape of all Rap Monster's dirty songs and albums and raises volume to 110*
D.O. *dancing along the beat* Hmm... its not that bad.
Me: wait for it.
D.O.: *silently waits*
D.O.: *hears the word pussy and stuff about sex*
D.O.: 😀😅😂😮😐😯😑😣😦😰😲😲😲😲😲😲😫😭MAKE IT STOP
Me: haha okay.
D.O.: *looks terrified at RM*
Rap Monster:...what.
Rap Monster: Sorrynotsorry.
Me: anyways, I have the puns now!
Sehun: we have to get going now, fangirls are waiting. *drags a traumatized DO out* Thanks!
Jin: Thanks!
Me: *throws a pink sweater
Jin: THANKS!
Me: See ya, J-SIN.
Jin: ......
Jungkook: see ya!
Me: see ya Jungcook.
Jimin: Bye!
Me: Jimout!
Jimin: oh god
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Here are the puns! And if you read this tag yourself in the comments below!
Im Seahoon, Bacon and Cheb XD
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