Jean Kirstein's name

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Me: Oi guys! What's Jean's last name?

Armin: Isn't it Kirstein?

Shadis: ...I thought it was Kirchstein. Or is it just an accent?

Me: Horseface has really girlie names. First Jean (pants) now Kirstein. I have a friend named Kirstein.

Shadis: It is Kirchstein!

Eren: I agree!

Mikasa: It was enlisted as Kirchstein...

Levi:... Does it matter.

Erwin: Huh, its says Kirstein in the papers.

Connie: I thought he had no last name

Sasha: Ur an idiot Connie. And its Kirchstein.

Me: Pfft.. let's just ask Jean (pants) insead.

Everyone: IT'S JEAN!

Me: what I said.

Everyone: JOHN, not the pants! You don't put him on you!

Me: Huh? Ew no!

Sasha: What do you mean- EW GUYS. Dont make a person intercourse with a horse.

Everyone: ugh SASHA!

*anyways, Jean passes by*

Me: Jean!

Jean: It is JEAN for goodness sake.

Me: potato potato, so what is your last name?

Jean: It is Kir-

Fangirl: KINKstein!

Everyone else: ewwwwww......

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