Me: Oi guys! What's Jean's last name?
Armin: Isn't it Kirstein?
Shadis: ...I thought it was Kirchstein. Or is it just an accent?
Me: Horseface has really girlie names. First Jean (pants) now Kirstein. I have a friend named Kirstein.
Shadis: It is Kirchstein!
Eren: I agree!
Mikasa: It was enlisted as Kirchstein...
Levi:... Does it matter.
Erwin: Huh, its says Kirstein in the papers.
Connie: I thought he had no last name
Sasha: Ur an idiot Connie. And its Kirchstein.
Me: Pfft.. let's just ask Jean (pants) insead.
Everyone: IT'S JEAN!
Me: what I said.
Everyone: JOHN, not the pants! You don't put him on you!
Me: Huh? Ew no!
Sasha: What do you mean- EW GUYS. Dont make a person intercourse with a horse.
Everyone: ugh SASHA!
*anyways, Jean passes by*
Me: Jean!
Jean: It is JEAN for goodness sake.
Me: potato potato, so what is your last name?
Jean: It is Kir-
Fangirl: KINKstein!
Everyone else: ewwwwww......
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