Me: So the characters from Haikyuu are here to pick you up. Wink. *winks*
Asashi: U dont really say wink when you wink.
Me: Shuddup senpai.
Me: Ok now, readers are here and assume most of them have romantic/sexual feelings for u, so start now!
Asashi: Ok....
Tsuki: I'll never block you...
Suga: Suga! Yes please! Would you come and lay it down on me!
Kageyama: I could be the King of the Lower Court.
Suga: I can be your Suga Daddy.
Idk characters:
Are you a volleyball? Cause I'd dive for you anytime.
Are you a volleyball? Cause I dig you.
Heard your good at recieving balls, would ya like to recieve some tonight?
I'll play with your volleyballs...
Playing sports isn't the only thing I'm good at....
Oh, I'm not just fast in sports allright...
I'm gonna make your balls bounce... tonight.
Oh, you're a fan. Cheering for my game isn't the only thing you'll scrram from. *WINK*
Hey, in volleyball you have to be fit. I have a great way of burning calories.
My biceps aren't the only hard thing now,
*why r u giving me pickup lines?*
Because, I don't have the balls to confess to you.
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