The Pun, The Meme, and The Crack Book

Pidge's Gender *SPOILERS*

Haha if u had known, this book contains spoilers from various fandoms created. I didn't warn you, and I'm aware. (#sorrynotsorry)
I need more fandoms. Something more to make fun of. If you have good fandom suggestions please message me thnks!

~Proceeding with the actual pun-

Me: So um... I have called you all here today to discuss about Pidge's gender. *dressed as a general yet again*

Lance: Isn't that a common topic. *unastonished*

Me: Ya now no one asked ur opinion.

Keith: I believe he is a Bishounen. *straight face on*

Hunk: What? *confused*

Keith: Or Genderfluid? Whichever works. *ignores Hunk*

Lance: Or a nonbinary kid. *continues to ignore Hunk*

Hunk: WHAT R U TALKING ABOUT *crying and confused*

Me: Someone help the child

Shiro: Basically, Bishounen means a boy who looks female. Gender fluid is that you fit to any gender, and nonbinary is more or less the same.

Me: *SPACE DAD SAVED THE DAY*

Lance: Question is, his he really... a he?

Me: That's why we're here.

Lance: Shut your quiznak!

Me: Do u even know wat dat means

Lance: No-Of course I do!

Me: *rolls eyes of course.

Lance: *infuriated*

Me: So in the first episode, Hunk,

Hunk: *stops licking his fingers from choco bars* Hmm? *confused AGAIN*

Me: When he had been rummaging over Pidge's stuff, there showed what ge assumed to be a picture frame of Pidge and his 'gf' and--

Lance: *wheezes* Wait--*bursts into maniacal laughter and almost falls backwards* So, so you are saying that PIDGE had... a what? A-A GIRLFRIEND?! PFFFFT HAHAHAAHA!!! *Clutches his stomach and bangs on the table laughi  shamelessly*

*notices everyone is serious and sits up*

Wait. You are SERIOUS?

Me: As I've said, I don't know if this is real. But then we all know Pidge is like, seriously short. In the picture, *projects a screenshot in the virtual table like a hologram, the screenshot on my tablet that has the battery and all and the time*

See. If Pidge had a girlfriend or a lady friend that reaches only to his shoulders, then its impossible for a girl to be that short. She looks fairly the same height as the Pidge we know, and the Pidge in this photo looks long legged and his hair is off.

Shiro: *taps on his chin*

Lance: *stares unwillingly and stupidly with the usual comical emoji on his face*

Keith: *lifts a brow and crosses his arms*

Hunk: *stares like a kid and doesn't understand at all*

Me: And then, if that was Pidge in the picture, where'd he get the uniform? It's from the former legendary team of Shiro, do you remember?

Shiro: *finally realizes and snaps his fingers* Aha! This is-THIS IS CHIP!

Me: Exactly. The brain of your squad. So why would Pidge hold a pic of Chip and his lady friend?

Shiro:...not unless that IS Pidge.

Me: BINGO.

Shiro: Oh my gosh... Pidge is Chip's sister? Pidge is a girl?! *cringes slightly and eye twitches*

Lance: So HE'S GAY?! A LESBO?!

Hunk: I'm uncomfortable.

Keith: Homophobe.

Hunk: Me? I'm Pan!

Keith: No, I meant Lance.

Lance: I am STRAIGHT.

Keith: Whatever you say.

Lance: Pshhh says the guy who is totally GAY FOR SHIRO

Shiro: ....what

Keith: Th-That is A LIE! A BIG FAT LIE! *blushes, idk anger or flustered*

Shiro: I dont want any of this.

Keith:*heart shatters* Y-Yeah, me too. Whats wrong with you Lance.

Lance: *smirks like a Chesire cat* Whatever you say...

Keith: LANCE I SWEAR--

Me: GUYS! Anyways, ep. 1 review again. Pidge said that the Captain and Engineer of the team were his dad and bro, and I searched his background and found that Chip has no bro. But a sis.

So Pidhe is the girl in this picture. She had cute her hair and donned glasses. Why? Idk. It's just a hunch.

Shiro: Still, its believable and accurate. I think Pidge is the Katie Holt.

Keith: So that's her name.

Me: So now that we have come to a close, we chall now officially declare that Pidge is in fact....

A GIRL.

*Someone comes in*

Pidge: How did you find out.... *cries when sees the big red letters above 'Is Pidge is Gay?' And sees screenshot hologram*

YOU BETRAYED ME

*Runs away*

Me: So he was gay before, became a bit manlier now and dated Chip?

Shiro: Guess so.




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NAH PIDGE IS A GIRL AND AN UNOFFICIAL TRANSGENDER