Bothering Snape

Saturday 25th November

7.00 am

'Bread, butter, cheese on toast, cheese on toast, bread, butter, cheese on toast, cheese on toast and eggs and bacon and sausages and beans, bread, butter, cheese on toast, cheese on toast' i sang to the 'Heads, shoulders, knees and toes' song while skipping down the moving staircase, to the great hall for breakfast, i only fell over four times, and skipping down the stairs is hard, have you tried it?, yeah don't...

 So i have a detention tonight, it's annoying, i mean the only thing i did was turn snape into a cat, dressed him as a bumblebee and put a sign on him saying 'I'm a mcgoggle wannabeeeeeee buzzz buzzz buzzzzz'

7.30 am

 i was knocked over as i was making my way to the great hall by a group of slytherin's. i was not amused, infact i slapped eachone of them leaving a handprint on their face, noone knocks me over and gets away with it. I walked around the corner and saw Filch running screaming something i decided to follow him,

'I wondered why she was so fat' he mumbled to himself 'Been getitng fatter'

i ran past tiffany and marie and grabbed their arms telling them to be quiet, filch ran into the hospital wing

'Mrs norris, please come quick, giving birth' he huffed

we all hid outside listening and gave eachother a look

'Alright but i'm only really meant to look at humans why not ask professor-'

'He's at the pub, now come along'

we ran to the end of the corridor and leand against the walls acting innocent, the two ran past andwe followed.

we got down to the dungeons and looked around a corner, mrs norris was lying on the ground with four babies that were the same size as her and looked alot like

'Oh my god, Pickle has babies' I said jumping up and down,

'Awh, pickled a daddy' Tiffany said proudly

'Recon i can keep one?' Marie asked hopefully

'Maybe, come on lets run from the scene of the crime, filch may be angry'

'too true' so we turned and ran for it

1.00 pm

'is it weird that i really fancy something passionfruity?' i asked as i lay on the bench on the Ravenclaw table

'A little, but i fancy something orangey' Marie said

'I want  a spoon' Tiffany said after a moments thought, i may start calling her the spoon lady, or spoony, wrackspurt, redhead and spork, thats tiffany, selene, Marie and me... i'm proud of myself i really am

'So spoony' i said looking at tiffany

'What?' oh yes i haven't told them yet

'Your new nickname is spoony, yours' i said turning to selene 'is wrackspurt' she smiled dreamily

'And ours?' Marie asked

'Redhead and spork' i said smiling

'Cool' they said except selene who sung out 

'Its like a dream come true' i'm slightly worried about her

'come on guys, to the tree!' i said skipping down the table to the doors, the others followed

'So Christmas is in a month, and we'd better make it the best send off'

'i'm staying here' Marie said

'Well you can still help' 

'We're planning it now?' tiffany asked, i nodded

'Well shouldn't we go to the room, the one with the ties in it?' asked Marie

'Yeah i think we should' i replied, so we made our way up to plan it out. This will be fun, can't wait to set fire to the school or give everyone flu again or anything amazing...

7.00 pm

so it turns out filch is in a really awful mood, during my detention he kept talking about hanging me on the ceiling by chains and stuff, i made it worse when i sid about whips and chains being frowned upon to be used on children, it is called pedophilia, he made me clean all the trophies twice and gave me another detention for being out after cerfew even thought i was still in the detention, unfair i think so.

'Can i go yet?' i asked after whiping the cup again

'no'

'but its one thirty'

'another detention'

'but-'

'and another' i growled

'A fish would be a better caretaker than you' i muttered to myself

'what was that?' he seethed

'Oh nothing' i replied. screw filch and his unfair detentions.